Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he was leaving me because we haven't slept together in a few weeks. I just gave birth to our first child and am still recovering from my c-section. FML
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Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we can’t be together because I’m not the person he fell in love with since I don’t do anything all day. I’m 6 months pregnant and on bed rest. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he lost his feelings for me and is breaking up with me. He also told me he’ll be glad to contribute to raising our son, who I gave birth to 3 months ago. To rub salt in the wound, he announced on Facebook as “In a relationship” with his coworker 12 hours later. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of three and a half years is talking to two other women. I’m four months postpartum. Not to mention, he took our child to go see one of his girl best friend's house, when I specifically asked him not to. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years completely lost it because last night I told him I wanted to move to a less remote area so I can be independent. He shouted that I bring no money in, he has to do everything, and that I that I snore so loud he can hear me from downstairs where he sleeps. I'm pregnant. We are in our 40s. FML
Today, three weeks after I gave birth to a stillborn, my now ex-husband told me he’s leaving me for his pregnant coworker. It’s his. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 months broke up with me, saying things are moving "too fast". All I did was tell my 3 year-old that my boyfriend's parents are his new grandma and grandpa. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML
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no1askdu 5
man that really sux...better hit him up for that child support
sam_stalker 0
He's a douchebag, let him leave But make him pay child support ((;
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Comments (352)
FreedomFirst 0
LMAO @ organizedchaos.
russianredgirl 0
what a btard
plexico 4
I hate this ******* voting system! Anything that is not politically correct is getting beaten down by anti-free-speech fascists. Anything that pertains to the topic ought to stay. You can eliminate all the "firsts" and "That sucks" and people that know how to use cut-and-paste and regale us with OBAMA a thousand times. (I'm a big fan of the man -- I just don't need to see his name here over and over again.) This voting system is silencing debate my allowing the dictatorial majority to eliminate the dissenting minority. Democracy is based on free expression, even when it is repulsive. We just celebrated our freedom in the US and le quatorze juillet is coming up for the French (I know this is a French site). So, come on, mes amis, stop letting the fascists "bury" unpopular views -- they're stepping all over my Liberte, Egalite et Fraternite!
skullbuster 0
I wouldn't give it too much thought. The "Too Many Negative Votes" comments that are blocked draw the most attention anyway. They are doing you a favor by voting you down.
xHaniffax 0
troll
Bored_2_Death 0
People can still view your worthless comments jackass. It's not like we can't just click "show the comment"
Jazzywrites007 2
hee hee! Skullbuster has a Crush on Plexico... And it's true, I read all the Negative ones first because.... Well they just intrigue the hell out of me. That's how I met Plexico in the first place!
NELU_fml 0
That's what u get for not being married and having sex. lesson learned to all u having sex outside of marriage.
FreedomFirst 0
Does anyone else think that Plexico and Skullbuster are the same person posting from two different accounts? I agree with the fact that comments shouldn't be buried because of negative votes. They probably do that to keep the board from turning into a war zone though. And websites are privately run and therefore not subject to Democracy. As for your original thoughts, Plexico, I must say I'm disappointed. I come from a whole family of critical thinkers and even my youngest brother would bury you.
plexico 4
I am not skullbuster. He's terse and I'm verbose. If even your little brother would "bury" me, you are not from a family of critical thinkers. If you really were a thinker, you would try to bury me with reason and logic and point to the flaws of my solution, not with ad hominem attacks, lies, and the thumbs-down like a ******* Roman emperor.
Ana_Aryani 0
hahahahaha Zing! That was a sick burn
FreedomFirst 0
I tried reason and logic. You're incapable of processing either one.
xFenix81x 0
Ouch. Hopefully you kicked him to the curb. Oh and kudos for skullbuster. Only a dumbass like you would make a statement like that.
mystress 0
wtf..what a dicckhead..your not even allowed to have sex till like 6 weeks after. i know ive had 3
KadyDontCry 0
Just give him some action, ya prude. Nah justkidding. That is totally messed up.
canulickteeth 0
hes a jerk. he doesnt go through the pain of labor or c-section recovery.
Gingerly 0
This is probably going to get buried, but I'm going to say it anyway. While I agree that the whole situation is ****** up, YDI for having a child with a douchebag. There is no ******* way that you were with him for 4 years and didn't notice this kind of selfish, adolecent behavior from him.
mystress 0
you would be suprised how much a guy changes when a kid gets involved. i saw a whole new side of my ex of 6 years once i got pregnant
Ana_Aryani 0
Not all of us change and turn into arseholes. I held me my new born niece after she was born last week, there is no other feeling in the world like it. Looking into her eyes, changed me.