Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he was leaving me because we haven't slept together in a few weeks. I just gave birth to our first child and am still recovering from my c-section. FML
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Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we can’t be together because I’m not the person he fell in love with since I don’t do anything all day. I’m 6 months pregnant and on bed rest. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he lost his feelings for me and is breaking up with me. He also told me he’ll be glad to contribute to raising our son, who I gave birth to 3 months ago. To rub salt in the wound, he announced on Facebook as “In a relationship” with his coworker 12 hours later. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of three and a half years is talking to two other women. I’m four months postpartum. Not to mention, he took our child to go see one of his girl best friend's house, when I specifically asked him not to. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years completely lost it because last night I told him I wanted to move to a less remote area so I can be independent. He shouted that I bring no money in, he has to do everything, and that I that I snore so loud he can hear me from downstairs where he sleeps. I'm pregnant. We are in our 40s. FML
Today, three weeks after I gave birth to a stillborn, my now ex-husband told me he’s leaving me for his pregnant coworker. It’s his. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 months broke up with me, saying things are moving "too fast". All I did was tell my 3 year-old that my boyfriend's parents are his new grandma and grandpa. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML
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no1askdu 5
man that really sux...better hit him up for that child support
sam_stalker 0
He's a douchebag, let him leave But make him pay child support ((;
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Comments (352)
cellist_fml 2
He is a dipshit!
AkeemKN 1
Fornication ftw? L.
CodeMan16 0
Okay I feel kind of dumb asking this, but in regards to #10s comment, is there any other type of birth besides vaginal?
FreedomFirst 0
Yes, a C-section is a surgery. Most of the time doctors end up doing it as a matter of convenience, a preventive procedure; IMO because they are idiots who don't know how to perform the basic function of bringing a human infant into the world. But it can be a lifesaver in an emergency situation.
Inoku 0
A Caesarean section is a type of non-vaginal birth where there's a surgical incision made and the child is removed through that, rather than through the birth canal. They're usually done when there's a complication that endangers either the mother or the child, but sometimes they're requested.
mcsnelly 5
C-sections are used for more than just emergencies and "idiots who don't know how to perform the basic function of bringing a human infant into the world." It can be much easier on both the mother and baby if the baby is in an awkward position. Having a natural birth could then put more pressure than necessary on the baby and mother which poses more of a risk.
FreedomFirst 0
I'm sorry he's a creep, but if he's actually that shallow, you and your child are both better off without him. Be sure to get a lawyer right away; he doesn't deserve to just walk away and leave you to raise the baby.
pandaloop 0
what a DOUCHE BAG, ey?
blueknight1st 26
That's what you get for having kids. Remember that next time you feel like having another bastard child.
allyrose 0
What an asshole
fermata 0
The boyfriend here is the textbook definition of "a piece of shit".
JRSpaniel 0
What a ****. Get as much child support as you can from him.
caticaticati 3
To everyone saying stuff about how the OP is stupid for sleeping with an asshole or whatever, shut up. Who knows if the baby was planned, and there is a VERY high chance she didn't know what a jerk he was until now. My exboyfriend got a girl pregnant and promised to be the best daddy ever and was around for the pregnancy and as soon as the baby was there he suddenly stopped caring. Some men are good at hiding it. And some young men think they can handle a baby and when it comes down to it, they realize they can't. It's just that most of them won't admit it. To the OP - that really sucks, and I hope you try to get child support. However, keep in mind that fathers rarely actually pay the support when they aren't involved with the baby, so I hope you have a plan or a job. And I wish you the best of luck.