Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he was leaving me because we haven't slept together in a few weeks. I just gave birth to our first child and am still recovering from my c-section. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we can’t be together because I’m not the person he fell in love with since I don’t do anything all day. I’m 6 months pregnant and on bed rest. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he lost his feelings for me and is breaking up with me. He also told me he’ll be glad to contribute to raising our son, who I gave birth to 3 months ago. To rub salt in the wound, he announced on Facebook as “In a relationship” with his coworker 12 hours later. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of three and a half years is talking to two other women. I’m four months postpartum. Not to mention, he took our child to go see one of his girl best friend's house, when I specifically asked him not to. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years completely lost it because last night I told him I wanted to move to a less remote area so I can be independent. He shouted that I bring no money in, he has to do everything, and that I that I snore so loud he can hear me from downstairs where he sleeps. I'm pregnant. We are in our 40s. FML
Today, three weeks after I gave birth to a stillborn, my now ex-husband told me he’s leaving me for his pregnant coworker. It’s his. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 months broke up with me, saying things are moving "too fast". All I did was tell my 3 year-old that my boyfriend's parents are his new grandma and grandpa. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML
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no1askdu 5
man that really sux...better hit him up for that child support
sam_stalker 0
He's a douchebag, let him leave But make him pay child support ((;
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Comments (352)
Knockyoudown 0
Ouch what a douche my girlfriend gave birth 6 weeks ago and i couldnt care less about the sex he should be happy that he's a father!!
Shyman4ever 0
Wow all this idiot cares about is sex. Stupidest reason to dump someone.
Shyman4ever 0
Tell him you want to have sex then cut his penis off him.
ParkourMonkey 0
What a retarded asshole. Doesn't he realize you just gave birth which is the most painfully thing for a woman to go through. And he expects you to be some baby making, sex robot. All he wants is some ***** he can **** all the time. and honey that's not what you are. I'm sorry that the guy you thought you loved and the father of your new born child just left you. But of he is ignerant enough to do that he is not worth your time. Just your money lol. Hit that asshole up for as much child support as you can. If he realizes how much of a deusch he is and wants you back, make him beg. But give him another chance. No child deserved to grow up without a father. Unless you think this guy is just a really bad person. In that case don't let him near your child. Find your self a nice and caring man to be with who can love you for your personality and would be willing to raise a great child together with you. Hope this has helped. I send much love to you girl. You need it. :-) I don't know where all this came from. I'm just a single 20 year old guy living at home with his parents. And no I'm not gay, I'm just a caring straight guy who hates tools like your ex.
skullbuster 0
It's not a good sign when you have to sign off by saying "no I'm not gay" - not that there's anything wrong with that!
etherealjoy 0
he was just looking for an excuse to leave you... and that was the best the idiot coward cud come up with. you and your child are better off with out him.
1234five 0
What an asshole!!!
kscott88 0
I agree with #81. I'm sorry. :(
MrJentipede 2
Good job bringing in another illegitimate child into the world.
shoeofallcosmos 0
Congratulations, you now have a child who will never know what it's like to have two real parents. Shame on you for creating yet another broken family. Do you not realize that having a child is a million times more permanent a commitment than marriage itself?? YDI so much.
Malexhe 0
Sarcasm?
shoeofallcosmos 0
...No?
BLNovelist 0
She deserves it for having a child with a man she love(-d/-s) and that she thought loved her back? Would you be saying the same if they had been married and had this happen, or only saying it now because they hadn't taken that "first" step as well? And if any of your message was sarcasm, shame on me for it going over my head. :c If it wasn't sarcasm, then the above still applies.
shoeofallcosmos 0
God damn, this FML pisses me off, I have to comment twice. I also agree with *86.
Jazzywrites007 2
You Must be the most idiotic ******* person alive. She didn't get Herself pregnant, did she? No, That Bastard did and he ran off because he lacks the balls and the courage to stand up and be a father. Even if they had stayed together, he'd most likely be one of those "You're breast feeding the baby again?? But I Want to be alone and **** tonight!"-kind of fathers. Like my Own. Go ******* die you insensitive Wanker.