Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he was leaving me because we haven't slept together in a few weeks. I just gave birth to our first child and am still recovering from my c-section. FML
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Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we can’t be together because I’m not the person he fell in love with since I don’t do anything all day. I’m 6 months pregnant and on bed rest. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he lost his feelings for me and is breaking up with me. He also told me he’ll be glad to contribute to raising our son, who I gave birth to 3 months ago. To rub salt in the wound, he announced on Facebook as “In a relationship” with his coworker 12 hours later. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of three and a half years is talking to two other women. I’m four months postpartum. Not to mention, he took our child to go see one of his girl best friend's house, when I specifically asked him not to. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years completely lost it because last night I told him I wanted to move to a less remote area so I can be independent. He shouted that I bring no money in, he has to do everything, and that I that I snore so loud he can hear me from downstairs where he sleeps. I'm pregnant. We are in our 40s. FML
Today, three weeks after I gave birth to a stillborn, my now ex-husband told me he’s leaving me for his pregnant coworker. It’s his. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 months broke up with me, saying things are moving "too fast". All I did was tell my 3 year-old that my boyfriend's parents are his new grandma and grandpa. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML
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no1askdu 5
man that really sux...better hit him up for that child support
sam_stalker 0
He's a douchebag, let him leave But make him pay child support ((;
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Comments (352)
onigiriqueen 0
Why would you have a child with a man you're not even sure enough about to marry beforehand? YDI.
Inked2009 0
She does not deserve to be broken up with over such a stupid reason. Go to hell asshole.
Tubasaurus 0
You didn't think about this long did you? It could have been an unexpected pregnancy, or maybe they did not want to get married and have to deal with all of the legal problems in the event of a divorce.
diet_otaku 0
"It could have been an unexpected pregnancy" that's what abortions are for.
hellobananas 0
Some people don't believe in having an abortion.
Jimboom 12
And some people are idiots. Some people believe that if they choose to live their life for themselves and have an abortion they will piss off some giant invisible guy and they will be tortured for it when they die. Women should have the right to choose. Not have the choice forced onto them by their religion as with the case in most arguments against abortion.
cheesefest 0
The same people who have protected or unprotected sex and end up getting (someone) pregnant? O_o
Puolukka 4
Well, I'm pro-choice too but anyway, who says she didn't think about abortion? Maybe they talked about their future and her douchebag boyfriend promised her they'd raise the child together and that he'd be there...and now he's being a coward and trying to get out of the responsibility
1381 0
plenty of women simply don't believe in abortion because they see it as murder and pretty much everyone thinks murder is wrong, not just "some giant invisible guy." i'm not arguing pro-choice or pro-life; i'm saying people aren't just blindly sticking to their religion if they decide not to abort an unplanned baby.
BLNovelist 0
Go to hell. My uncle and his girlfriend have a little girl as well - they choose not to marry because they feel the expense of the wedding and of the divorce if something sours is not worth a mere title change. So you can take your outdated bullshit and shove it up your ass.
FreedomFirst 0
"Some people are idiots." I agree. And some guys are so pathetic they actually think that just because THEY didn't want a kid, their partner should have an abortion. But it's her choice, of course. The bitch just better make the choice YOU want. Right? You suck. He made it, just because he didn't want it doesn't mean he gets to walk away. He should have taken into consideration the fact that she might want to keep it.
IrisPheonix 0
Of course women should have the right to choose,but that includes having the right to chose to not have an abortion. Even though I believe in a women's right to choose, it doesn't mean that I would want to have one
Dasher42 0
Right, because wedding rings will magically turn a jackass into a prince.
dave101rox 0
Why have a baby with someone that has no f**cking clue about what his getting himself into?
FreedomFirst 0
Because she's not a mind reader, fool.
kpohil 13
who said it was his kid. you don't know how long they Ben together they just sitting could of meet two months ago
AntiChrist7 0
YDI for having slept which such an asshole-idiot. Darwin would turn around in his grave.
unibrowicorn 0
Yes, I agree.Because doesn't she have x-ray-style goggles that let her know who's an asshole and who isn't as soon as she first meets them??
schrodingersdog 4
Hm...I think I have that power. Or maybe I'm just smart enough to break up with the douches before they become douches.
carrie84 0
that's his way of not wanting to be a dad. let the ass run. you deserve better
Jimboom 12
There must have been underlying problems with the relationship if he is using that rubbish excuse to leave. You should have addressed these before you decided to bring a new life into this world. Now your in rather bad position of having to raise this child by yourself and put any dreams/career you had planned on hold for at least a decade. Well done. If you had taking things slower and waited for a ring to be on that finger (as this would have either made or broken the relationship) before deciding to have a kid together. Oh and your ex is a douchbag. Defiantly hit him with some child support. I hope he pays.
FreedomFirst 0
Yes, I'm sure that ring would have made all the difference. Totally changed his whole outlook on life. Made him a perfect angel. Dude, you really ought to keep your thoughts to yourself. They only make you look dumb.
Jimboom 12
Read what I said again dumbass. If they had gotten married then it wouldn't have made him the perfect angel. It would have brought to a head any problems that existed in the relationship.. which there obviously were if he used that lame excuse to leave her. And then she would only be left with a divorce, not a child. When you fly off the handle and don't read things properly it makes YOU look like an idiot.
FreedomFirst 0
I did read it properly. If what you're saying is that being married before finding out he's a waste of life would have been an improvement, then you're still a dumbass. What a stupid concept.
amazin67666 0
What an ass! Kick him in the balls and get all you can for child support
ANGRYPENGUIN 0
What a dick. You deserve someone better.
sarcasticbitch 7
what a bitch! divorce him, you can do better then that! Good Luck
Jimboom 12
Read the FML again. She says he is boyfriend. Not Husband.
Mancake 0
well, then he is an asshole
Uvula 0
Boyfriends can pay child support?
GDinNJ 0
Obviously. If there's a kid, there's a father. The parents don't have to be married.
lisastylin 0
boyfriends don't pay child support - fathers do!
GDinNJ 0
Hahaha