Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he was leaving me because we haven't slept together in a few weeks. I just gave birth to our first child and am still recovering from my c-section. FML
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Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we can’t be together because I’m not the person he fell in love with since I don’t do anything all day. I’m 6 months pregnant and on bed rest. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he lost his feelings for me and is breaking up with me. He also told me he’ll be glad to contribute to raising our son, who I gave birth to 3 months ago. To rub salt in the wound, he announced on Facebook as “In a relationship” with his coworker 12 hours later. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of three and a half years is talking to two other women. I’m four months postpartum. Not to mention, he took our child to go see one of his girl best friend's house, when I specifically asked him not to. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years completely lost it because last night I told him I wanted to move to a less remote area so I can be independent. He shouted that I bring no money in, he has to do everything, and that I that I snore so loud he can hear me from downstairs where he sleeps. I'm pregnant. We are in our 40s. FML
Today, three weeks after I gave birth to a stillborn, my now ex-husband told me he’s leaving me for his pregnant coworker. It’s his. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 months broke up with me, saying things are moving "too fast". All I did was tell my 3 year-old that my boyfriend's parents are his new grandma and grandpa. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML
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no1askdu 5
man that really sux...better hit him up for that child support
sam_stalker 0
He's a douchebag, let him leave But make him pay child support ((;
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Comments (352)
doggylover27 0
Seriously reading FMLS have made you think that every guy out there is a total douchebag and it's just not true! So when you find the perfect guy, hold onto him and never let him go. That goes for guys finding girls too! Good luck trying to find someone else :]
waynev11 0
wow what a piece of shit I'm sorry.
BigSky 5
What a jerk. Tell him to go jack off!
cheertigers 0
what a douche bag!! get all his money in child support
Momar242 0
He was looking for a way out
bzlnv8 0
A.. hole!
lastminuteperm 0
Major YDI. 1) YDI for giving birth and YOU’RE NOT MARRIED. (I think sex is fine before marriage but with protection.) 2) Your a dumbass 3) Nobody cares!
SweetieLish 0
Protection doesn't work 100% of the time, just in case you were wondering. And if you thought it did, I think you need to stop having "protected sex" for the sake of everyone that would have to live with your accident of a child.
gkunit20 0
1. We have no idea how long they were together. There are plenty of couples who have very long term relationships and children, and are more or less married, but just don't have a piece of paper saying so. A lot of the time, they do just as well as married couples, if not better. Don't assume that only married people have kids and that anyone who's not married and has children are assholes. We also don't know how old she is, she could be in her late 20s/early 30s, have a job, and be fully able to support her child, and will be a fantastic parent. 2. It's funny how calling someone else a dumbass makes you sound like a dumbass, especially when you just say "You're a dumbass". 3. If that's what you think, why are you here? You could say that for just about every post on the site.
drinkupgorgeous 0
#72, It says they were together for 4 years. Just helping you out. :)
FantineRose 0
Ignore her. She posts her worthless comments on every FML. She only wants attention anyways. @OP I feel so sorry for you. However, I do agree that there is probably a larger problem that is causing him to turn tail. Saying he is scared to raise a child and is trying to run away is most likely hitting the nail on the head. If you want to save the relationship (not only for yourself but for the child), then talk to him and try to figure out exactly what the problem is and see if you both can work on it. If it can't be worked out, and you believe your a self-sufficient, independent women (which I am sure you are!), than bluntly inform the jackass that he will be supporting this child for the rest of his life regardless. Good luck to you and your precious gift :)
sickinlove13 0
67, for being 31 years old, you're a complete moron. You realize birth control, condoms, etc aren't 100% effective, right? My boyfriend's cousin has 2 birth control babies. One of my aunts had her first daughter while on birth control. Plus, it wasn't stated whether the pregnancy was planned or not. For all we know, it was planned and the boyfriend is just a major douchebag. Now stfu.
cheesefest 0
Definitely worth investigating, OP.
cheesefest 0
I want a pair of those. So ******* much.
alwaysalady 0
A few weeks? That's it? When I had my first child, we didn't do anything for a few months I was so sore. The guy is an incosiderate asshole. Kick him out and find better.