Looks liken its time to sell the dog.

It's a chihuahua, what did you expect from the little fucker.

I think I would rather have a rat for a pet than a chihuahua - It's the same same, just as ugly, and much quieter.

So approximately 50 pages?

So... it ate half a textbook?

The money you get from selling the little hell beast will replace it.

Follow it around and catch its poop. You're probably not going to be able to sell it back when your done with it.

Maybe it just liked the pictures.

give it 2 pounds of chocolate

Well on the bright side at least when you say the dog ate your homework it might actually be true.