Today, I finished moving out of my apartment and decided to clean the fridge before I left. I pulled out a drawer that I never used and was shocked to find a moldy, rotten, decayed watermelon. I remembered that I had bought a watermelon the first week I moved into the apartment. Four years ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lifted up a watermelon, not realising it had gone bad. The thing exploded like an alien giving birth. Stinking juice and rotten inside all over the kitchen. Even behind the build-in closets. It smells like rotten fruit cheese and I can't reach behind the closets. FML
Today, I finally got round to cleaning out my refrigerator. As I reached the back, I found an unidentifiable, moldy object lurking in the corner. Upon closer inspection, I realized it was once a cucumber. I'm growing science experiments in my fridge. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, so I made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informed me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML
Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML
Today, I found out my ex-husband left the fridge full of rotting meat in the house that I'm selling. I turned off the power to the house in March. Now the whole house stinks, and I had to have the fridge professionally removed and the kitchen cleaned because buyers are coming to look at it tomorrow. FML
Today, I came home to a terrible smell in the apartment. Three hours, and a scoured kitchen later, I took the trash out. The smell was not my apartment, but from just across the alley; a neighbor had moved and emptied their fridge. Six more days of sunned milk until pickup. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
Today, my roommate read an article about unplugging appliances to save on electricity. Too bad the fucking moron also unplugged the fridge. We came home to a corpse-like stench and a fridge full of moldy food. We were gone for two weeks while the sludge marinated in the California heat. FML
Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML
Today, after a week of wondering why my room smelled terrible, I found the culprit: a moldy sandwich I'd hidden under my bed during a movie night to avoid sharing it with my brother. I don’t know what’s worse - the smell or the fact that I was outsmarted by a sandwich. FML
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Top comments
saskiia1 0
thats nasty, how could you not notice that for 4 years?
boobaloo_fml 0
wtf man? u shouldn't keep watermelons in drawers, it's bloody common sense....
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supermike33 0
YDI for eatin fruit FIRST
blakehilli8 0
Second
Failzoid 0
You guys should really stop doing that. Especially when you're not 2nd. More like 42nd. Hmm. You get big round things.. then you forget about them. Good luck getting laid.
dbgtboy 0
4th
backagainbitch 0
HOW THE **** IS THIS A '**** MY LIFE' IT REALLY IS **** EVERYONE ELSES LIFE FOR HAVING TO LIVE ON THE SAME PLANET AS SUCH A DIRTY BITCH DONT TELL ME TO SHUT UP I'LL SAY WHAT I WANT CUNTBAG I WAS JUST SICK BECAUSE I AM SO ******* DISGUSTING BY YOU
XxRocker94xX 0
Turn off the damn CAPS.
davidcav6790 0
Get a life. Seriously.
allie2590 31
Shut up, bitch.
Ucla_cupcake 0
Learn how to spell and speak coherent. Idiot.
Intoxicunt 6
You mean "coherentLY"? Adverbs and adjectives aren't interchangeable!
egaonogenki 0
I'd better check those drawers right now then!
ShannonBananan76 0
wouldn't she smell the watermelon before then??
the_lololagist 11
Do you LIVE to flame people? Cause I've seen your username in a bunch of other places, insulting whatever.
brinky09 0
Aww you're dumb aren't you? :) @rydawg How did you not smell that?
megamandude455 10
you know what bornagainbitch?? shut up. nobody gives a flying **** about what you think!! instead of saying all that, just say one word like lame, or how about nothing at all. say it to yourself next time you want to hurt (online) someone's feelings. don't let the person who posted the subject of interest know that you hate it. say all that you wrote, but not online. why don't YOU go kill yourself for wasting your time for writing that and wasting everyone else's time for reading it.
GiddyXD 0
so it took you 4 years to move into your apartment?
lildrummerboy47 0
#1 - apparently he doesn't eat fruit.
IndigoFuckYou 9
55-way to go, for being a complete douchebag. Over the Internet, no less. I hope you realize how much of an ignorant, insecure coward you just made yourself look like.
boobaloo_fml 0
wtf man? u shouldn't keep watermelons in drawers, it's bloody common sense....
pingpongdj 0
duh. and you couldn't smell a 4-year-old moldy decayed rotten watermelon?
ifzombiesattack 0
exactly! how would a watermelon even FIT in a drawer?
ImJustJoking 0
Hes talking about one of those drawers in the fridge.... wow. You can see he was cleaning the FRIDGE. and most new fridges have drawers in them.
ragglefraggle 2
Yeah, but most fridge drawers aren't big enough to even FIT a watermelon. Unless the watermelon is like the size of a cucumber.
Puolukka 4
You do realize that with a knife you can cut up the watermelon? :) Maybe OP cut it in half or something. But on a sidenote, our fridge can fit a watermelon the size of a basketball in the drawer thing. And it's a German fridge which is not that big.
Mo_mo 0
yeah thats pretty gross. how clean did u keep your fridge, or even your entire apartment, that u didnt smell a FOUR YEAR OLD ROTTING WATERMELON?? Thats freakin gross. YDI.
jjames67 4
fridges have clear drawers. you would think he'd have seen it in four years.
junaho 0
Hahaha, eat dat watermelon!
No_Heart 0
You would have to be prety black to even think about it.
boomlol 0
Rofl, well said
Mylees 0
love the hair
waterynuggets 0
How the **** did you not smell that?
catkat25 0
that's what I want to know. he had to have smelled it.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Maybe hes just so dirty that a 4 year old watermellon smells... good? Well maybe not good but he couldnt have thought the smell was bad or he would have noticed by now.
cefarix 5
Pics or it didn't happen
skeez_fml 0
agreed
Moy_fml 6
I dunno but you just lost the game.
Dahlia_F 0
god DAMN it.
No_Heart 0
Well i don't.
hothotheat_ 13
FUUCCKK! I definitely did.
Lounia_fml 8
What game?? o.O
Ludaman44 0
**** you son lol. I hate you for that :-(
saskiia1 0
thats nasty, how could you not notice that for 4 years?
tcearl 0
Hi
yes_seriously 0
ooo thats bad! we had one in there for just over a week and it was rank cant imagine it after 4 YEARS!! wtf...
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Hahah 'Oh that's where I left that thing..'
Lizzypumba 7
Ick! Not a friendly surprise
epicwinmaster 0
how could you not smell that? unless the drawer is air tight? well just hang it on your cieling fan. it should be squishy enough that when they turn it on, they splatter it everywhere.
IndigoFuckYou 9
this is an idea I have to look into.