Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob"... - FML

By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 22:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML

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Friday 15 January 2010 2:18

You're better off without him if he's that immature. 8|

CyclonePsycho 1

Friday 15 January 2010 2:21

If he feels the need to call people fat slob, then that relationship was going nowhere anyway. Still, sorry your feelings got hurt.

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1800getalife 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:16

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Friday 15 January 2010 2:22

YDI for dating that type of jack ass

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Friday 15 January 2010 2:27

u must have ticked him off, cuz y would he break up with u like that?

McFail_fml 4

Friday 15 January 2010 2:38

he probably isn't wrong is he was able to write "we're through fat slob" on just her forehead... imagine how many words he can fit on her jelly rolls

saranottelling 7

Friday 15 January 2010 3:03

You should key, "karma is a bitch." into his car. Sorry that happened to you, OP. On the bright side, you can now find someone who doesn't have a cold heart. :)

tiancai 0

Friday 15 January 2010 11:40

#33 because every guy has a car, right? I'm sure if he was rich enough to have his own car he could score a much hotter chick than a "fat slob" one. Good luck trying to key that message into his monthly bus pass...

ellephaba101 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 3:01

get bangs op!

Fred_Fred_Burger 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 10:20

I know right but i'd still do that.

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Saturday 18 June 2011 16:22

oh, fucking asshole.

lexi_cacao 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:18

oh no!! Here's hoping there isn't much truth to the last bit...

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Friday 15 January 2010 2:18

You're better off without him if he's that immature. 8|

mj2123 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:35

Exactly.

ky_finest_18 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:19

OMG.. I would of been pissed! jus remember that karmas a bitch :)

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Friday 15 January 2010 2:20

You deserved it for apparently being a fat slob.

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Wednesday 26 August 2015 20:25

Just cause someone says they're fat doesnt mean they are. Would you tell an anorexic person to lose weight if they thought they were fat?

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Friday 15 January 2010 2:20

hahahaha don't worry it's true karma IS a bitch!

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Friday 22 April 2011 2:06

You do realize this FML had nothing to do with karma. Just an ass of a boyfriend and a sleeping marker faced chick.!!

CyclonePsycho 1

Friday 15 January 2010 2:21

If he feels the need to call people fat slob, then that relationship was going nowhere anyway. Still, sorry your feelings got hurt.

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Friday 15 January 2010 2:21

that suuuckss

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Friday 15 January 2010 2:23

why didn't he just write 'cunt' on your forehead? that word suits any occasion

xxshannonxx456 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:24

he's a dick.

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