By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 22:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 641
You deserved it 5 032

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You're better off without him if he's that immature. 8|

If he feels the need to call people fat slob, then that relationship was going nowhere anyway. Still, sorry your feelings got hurt.

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YDI for dating that type of jack ass

u must have ticked him off, cuz y would he break up with u like that?

he probably isn't wrong is he was able to write "we're through fat slob" on just her forehead... imagine how many words he can fit on her jelly rolls

You should key, "karma is a bitch." into his car. Sorry that happened to you, OP. On the bright side, you can now find someone who doesn't have a cold heart. :)

#33 because every guy has a car, right? I'm sure if he was rich enough to have his own car he could score a much hotter chick than a "fat slob" one. Good luck trying to key that message into his monthly bus pass...

I know right but i'd still do that.

oh, fucking asshole.

oh no!! Here's hoping there isn't much truth to the last bit...

You're better off without him if he's that immature. 8|

OMG.. I would of been pissed! jus remember that karmas a bitch :)

You deserved it for apparently being a fat slob.

Just cause someone says they're fat doesnt mean they are. Would you tell an anorexic person to lose weight if they thought they were fat?

hahahaha don't worry it's true karma IS a bitch!

You do realize this FML had nothing to do with karma. Just an ass of a boyfriend and a sleeping marker faced chick.!!

If he feels the need to call people fat slob, then that relationship was going nowhere anyway. Still, sorry your feelings got hurt.

that suuuckss

why didn't he just write 'cunt' on your forehead? that word suits any occasion