Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Luckster 0
You're better off without him if he's that immature. 8|
CyclonePsycho 1
If he feels the need to call people fat slob, then that relationship was going nowhere anyway. Still, sorry your feelings got hurt.
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Comments (200)
yetanothersparky 0
maybe you shouldn't sleep in permanant marker.
yetanothersparky 0
maybe you shouldn't sleep in permanant marker.
Tigg3r 3
here's what you do. Buy a gallon of black paint and dump it on the windshield of his car. Then in red paint write, karma's just a ******* bitch ain't it? If this doesnt work, shoot him with a paintball gun or egg his house. I know it seems childish but break up revenge is always fun!
itsmehoeee 0
aww that jacked. /:
kemar7856 0
lmao thats hilarious
itsmehoeee 0
call him and put your Bon qui qui voice and say 'secuuurity secuurity. I will cut you.' then when he starts talking saying 'don't interrupt, ruuude.' haha jk don't it was just random.(:
onnielief 4
Just be glad you're no longer with him. If he is this 'nice' you can bet he'll turn abusive later, either verbally or physically.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Sounds like the guy must have doing some kind of revenge to the OP.
yourefreakindumb 0
YDI for sleeping on your fat ass when there are dishes to be washed.
slushpuppy123 0
uh..... stalker much?
sdyzhp 0
Son of a bitch,he is a bad man!