Miscellaneous: Today, I thought I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one...

By Lackadaisical - 15/01/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I thought I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one way street unlike I normally do. Too bad I looked the wrong way and didn't see the car that hit me. FML

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You deserved it 35 652

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2014 08:19 - Australia - Ashburton

Today, trying to be a good role model for the kids behind me, I stopped and thoroughly checked both sides of the road before crossing. I still managed to get hit by a car. FML

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You deserved it 7 343

Careless and carefree

By Anonymous - 12/08/2022 07:00 - Romania

Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML

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You deserved it 297

You dolt!

By ilovefootball - 07/09/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

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You deserved it 78 191

By magicman - 04/07/2012 09:04 - United States

Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML

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You deserved it 31 439

Bystander

By Chops - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML

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You deserved it 4 523

Hey there!

By Chanby - 04/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML

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You deserved it 1 036

By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 316

You deserved it 56 488

BIKES

By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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You deserved it 43 977

By scarlet5000 - 26/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 75 610

By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

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You deserved it 695

Alexifish 0

Friday 15 January 2010 9:10

YDI -- yeah... that's just survival of the fittest, those of us who look BOTH ways before crossing the street, just in case ;)... fail...

iSwag 0

Friday 15 January 2010 9:18

I say you're Blessed you can even type this FML...a car?! yep count your blessings

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Alexifish 0

Friday 15 January 2010 9:10

YDI -- yeah... that's just survival of the fittest, those of us who look BOTH ways before crossing the street, just in case ;)... fail...

sarahbau 0

Friday 15 January 2010 18:15

Yeah. Even on a one-way street, it's best to look both ways in case someone is going the wrong way. Construction vehicles working on the street might be going the wrong way too, so always look.

responses 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 15:54

this is what evolutionists (I am not one) are talking about. the intelligent humans don't get hit by cars in the street and die out and the people like you are slowly assimilated from the earth.

Poke_Her_Face_fml 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 6:41

lol I've done that before, and I also live in Wisconsin. but I was 7. haha.

piepieburger 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 7:53

Jesus Christ , are you retarded?

reneetlovesyou 30

Monday 14 July 2014 2:17

Natural selection is coming for you, OP

MyKillz 0

Friday 15 January 2010 9:13

Yerr dumb!

KarWitz 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 21:39

Coming from the person who spelled "you're" "yerr".

ohhoho 2

Friday 15 January 2010 9:17

How much extra energy is required to look both ways? Unless the car was travelling extremely fast, and deadly silent, YDI.

extrasnipes 22

Wednesday 16 April 2014 13:54

BATMAN

iSwag 0

Friday 15 January 2010 9:18

I say you're Blessed you can even type this FML...a car?! yep count your blessings

null_fml 11

Friday 15 January 2010 9:23

I always accidentally look both ways when crossing a one-way street. But to look only one way implies you were conscious of the fact that it was a one-way street, yet still got the direction wrong. That's just sad.

24788 6

Friday 15 January 2010 9:23

I'm surprised your still alive. The car must of slowed in time.

Gubbon 17

Wednesday 4 October 2023 10:45

* you're * must have

bjs318 0

Friday 15 January 2010 9:28

ahahhahaa

lovebuqq805 0

Friday 15 January 2010 9:32

That sounds like a fail =)

TrijonVirus 0

Friday 15 January 2010 9:35

poor car! u dentd it real bad with ur stupid fat ass!!!!!!!!

DarkJoy_fml 5

Friday 15 January 2010 9:49

I typically do not like fat jokes (not because I am fat but because I think it is stupid) but seriously with this situation that worked PERFECTLY!!!! Thank you for the laugh :) This person is an idiot!

HelloNoora1 0

Monday 4 July 2011 0:12

I am not overweight. Being obese is a medical condition, which is like going up to a diabetic and saying "Haha! You're Diabetic!".

infernno 23

Tuesday 7 August 2012 7:48

Being obese just means you're extremely fat, its not caused by genetics. If you ate less chips and maybe got off your fat ass every once in a while, you wouldn't be obese. That's pretty much it.