Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
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Luckster 0
You're better off without him if he's that immature. 8|
CyclonePsycho 1
If he feels the need to call people fat slob, then that relationship was going nowhere anyway. Still, sorry your feelings got hurt.
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Comments (200)
mel984 0
What a wanker, you don't need someone like that anyway!
TrijonVirus 0
haha! thats funny!
AliceC_fml 3
write TINY PENIS on his forehead in permanent marker
aussie827 0
Only women are fat. And you probably made his dinner wrong or something, do it better next time or this will only happen again.
cjammer 0
Please perish in a fiery car crash and rid the world of your ignorance.
Tigg3r 3
are you ******* stupid!?
rockin198 0
omg that sucks so much
ImASHMARTcookie 0
YDI for having so much random ink around...
ImASHMARTcookie 0
in case you didnt get that it was about "sleeping in permanant marker" lol ^^ :P
beccaxoxo88 0
YDI (x2) maybe she cheated on him. But.. we shall never find out the "other" side of the story! heehee
AntiChrist7 0
YDI for dating a child.
babybubz 0
I hope you have bangs...