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Take a dump on his car, leave a note explaining "I accept your dump now please accept mine!".
oppps wrong one & ment 59. sorryyy!
Actually he can sue you if you key his car. The permanent marker is a cheap fix, but a new paintjob can cost a lot depending on the car he has. If he drives a luxury car, the paintjob can be near 10,000+.
63 are you the same person that mentioned a chassis last week. glad you learned how to spell an interesting word. the hood is part of the body though not the chassis. the chassis is the frame. you will not damage a chassis by sitting on the hood.
No one blame iPhones for auto correct, it wouldnt change anything to "permeant" it would change it to permanent you just don't know how to spell dip shit
152 just hush, child.
You don't need to be a dick.
I just checked on my iPhone and if misspelled a certain way (which can happen when you type fast & miss a letter, obviously) it auto corrects to spell permeant.
I'd want her to write something a little more original than - "you have a small dick!" though. If it's not true, he won't care.
Like, "scratch my car and get a wish" or something, that would hopefully lead to more damage :)
Even if the paint was able to completely hide the Sharpie (which is unlikely), it's not like you can just use a bit of leftover paint to cover it. In order to make it look good, you'd have to re-paint the entire wall.
Sarcasm must be so over rated these days. I wish I was a professional painter like you guys. To bad all I do is defuse bombs for a living...
What a jerk!! I'd permeant scar his face
You should key a note on his car commenting on how little his dick is, just sayin. Sorry to hear that