Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
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Luckster 0
You're better off without him if he's that immature. 8|
CyclonePsycho 1
If he feels the need to call people fat slob, then that relationship was going nowhere anyway. Still, sorry your feelings got hurt.
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Comments (200)
marycharles 0
wow 34 way to be a harsh ass hole.
wgs9513 0
it's your fault for being fat and for falling asleep
epic_phail 0
Oh right, because you never sleep I'm sure?
skyeyez9 25
wait about a month, then take a hammer to his car and beat it to hell. Yes it is low, but you'll feel alot better! Just dont get caught.
chickie_wickie41 0
ouch. that sucks.
blinkmeplease182 0
Ouch. And ouch for trying to scrub that crap
beccaxoxo88 0
YDI for being lazy n getting fat
hedgehogs 0
Cruel, disgusting, immature. While I'm tempted to agree with the various suggestions involving vandalism to his car, I will pull the old age card and tell that indeed, living well is the best revenge. I just hope you're around to jeer and enjoy it when karma gets around to him.
ashylarry 0
lose some weight, fat ass
beccaxoxo88 0
half the people paraphrased what you said and ur comment is blocked? lol
Z_Money 0
what a douche. egg his property with extreme prejudice.
watchsrcubs 0
WHY THE **** ARE GUYS SUCH SEXIST DOUCHEBAGS??? that TOTALLY sucks that that happened to I btw but I'm rele talking about 1/2 the people that have commented on this website. seriously.
FilthMerchant 0
Where's the sexism in the comments? Lighten up. Oh and OP, why should a self-respecting person stay with someone who doesn't care enough to keep herself in shape?
Firesprite2009 0
Doesn't care? She could have some type of illness that prevents her from losing weight, no matter how hard she tries. OP, FYL. You don't need someone like that, if all he's going to do is ebb at your confidence. Put slugs in his pillowcases, and put a hair removing product in his shampoo, then pour honey over his car windscreen & cover it in feathers. ;] Or post a note to his door reminding him that you had to use a pair of tweezers and a microscope to pull him off.
TeenieAmerica 9
Everything Firesprite said. Why are people being such douches? 1. We don't know if OP is fat, he could have just put that to be a dick, and 2. Not all fat people are fat because they eat a lot. Like Firesprite said, some people have diseases that make it extremely hard to lose weight.