Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Top comments
Luckster 0
You're better off without him if he's that immature. 8|
CyclonePsycho 1
If he feels the need to call people fat slob, then that relationship was going nowhere anyway. Still, sorry your feelings got hurt.
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Comments (200)
YDIforu 0
YDI for sleeping.
tbaaaby 0
well I guess that's one way of saying it to your face
cerebellum_fml 0
What if he didn't want another poor person who cant get over a lover? simple cheep and effective. Better for both on the long run.
etheman0 0
sucks
skyeater 0
YDI you are a liar. God FML is so fake most of the time.
Americunt 0
You don't even know if she's lying, you ******. You're on the site, reading the fml's. It makes you even MORE pathetic to troll comments.
slushpuppy123 0
*coughSoAreYoucough*
Stumblebum30 5
Sorry he was such a jerk. you deserve better.
Nic_hole 0
ahhhh that's messed up
yoursocool 0
yeah i know that is like one of the worst things to do ugh what d-bag
wonderwomen56 0
Seriously, half of these people are leaving such BS. Obviously, he was showing his maturity and lack of being ready to have a relationship with you anyways. So, suck in your gut, and strut!!! :)
firecopy 6
don't worry, it will come off in a couple of weeks. if people ask say YOU dumped your boyfriend that way. then they will call him the fat slob.
CyclonePsycho 1
Actually, if she washes her face a few good times, then the marks should fade into being unintelligable (unless someone is staring closely). After that, the permanent marker will just fade away in a few days with regular washings. Until then, she can always style her hair or find a cute hat to cover it up. This problem has an easy solution, but the fact the boyfriend did it is still pretty hurtful.