Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
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Luckster 0
You're better off without him if he's that immature. 8|
CyclonePsycho 1
If he feels the need to call people fat slob, then that relationship was going nowhere anyway. Still, sorry your feelings got hurt.
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Comments (200)
Funnybunny1992 0
Honesty hurts sumtimes
24788 7
sounds like you both have problems.
SumKid_fml 0
@17 Baconators are nasty... Well, that sucks. Go egg his house and key his car.
Americunt 0
This is one of those FML's, when some inconsiderate jackarse will say "Girls only love assholes. YDI" You should tell everyone he jacks off to dora the explora.
lostfaithinpppl 19
Wow! One of the meanest ways to break up :( You don't want that jerk anyway. Anyone who thinks it's all right to do something like that is not worth your time and energy.
lynsieloowho 0
ID find him and cut his nutts off what a douche bag! key that fuckera car and slash his tires
Surferdude0507 0
You now have the legal right to kick him in the nuts! What a jerk way of breaking it off!
logieebearr 0
wow that's ignorant,but ya karmas a bitch..but don't do anything..be the bigger,mature person:)
bugmenotmofo 34
Your forehead must be huge to fit all that text on there.
samanthanicolee 0
haha yeah. I don't see how he could fit all of that on there
sweetpea129 0
cut him.