Love: Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked... - FML

By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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By apparentlyhesbusy - 23/11/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML

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By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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By em - 05/02/2011 09:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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Join the club

By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 17:00 - United States - Uvalde

Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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Assumptions

By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

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By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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Schizomaniac 24

Saturday 2 October 2010 19:33

You should have made sure that he had the right girlfriend, you irresponsible bitch.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 19:53

I hope you stayed until the "right" gf showed up and had a nice chat. After all, you have to work out a schedule.

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mixx_v4ldez 0

Monday 4 October 2010 22:29

Its okay.At least he didn't text you to have sex with her in the house and tell you you need to go home:D

FLYiN_CLOUD9 4

Tuesday 5 October 2010 6:21

Tell him to **** himself and learn to take relationships seriously.

spoiledb 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 6:23

omg i so feel you my bf also sended me the wrong txt and found out he has another girl!

EmoGoddess121 0

Friday 8 October 2010 16:31

OMG! i know what you mean! I had this guy and he was texting me and didn't realize he was texting the wrong girl He asked me, "Are you cheating on me?" When i replied to HIS message and i said, "No, you sent that to me." "uhm, that was meant for someone else." Turns out, he had 5 girls; including me; all at once All named with the first letter A!

skbradley3 0

Friday 24 December 2010 17:41

typical man for ya.

HunterDanielle 3

Tuesday 25 January 2011 2:09

woulda punched that bastard out.

writergirl23 19

Saturday 27 August 2011 0:20

I would innocently ask for his phone as I needed it to get back cuz I suddenly realized I forgot mine. Then I'd find her number on there if I possibly could and ring it >:D

angiemills 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 23:06

Oh he*l no! That couldn't be my boyfriend, shit he wouldn't be a man by the end of the night, he'd get a free surgery

EnderWolf1013 9

Monday 4 August 2014 16:49

Sucks.

Kitti_the_Killer 8

Tuesday 2 December 2014 18:43

I would of kicked his ass..Dump him than ruin his relationship with other girlfriend...and possibly later relationships as well xD..

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