By :/ - 20/02/2011 18:44 - Canada

Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 052
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asshole. did you really think you'd get sympathy by posting this?


He doesn't deserve it. The man brings home the bacon. She should be slapped.

why are you trying to be cool op? you have a wife and she's the only person you have to prove anything to, and you already fucked that up asshole.

whisperingeye13 0

It was a joke and she burned him back. no one is an asshole it's just a joke jesus

rallets 22


LoneStarTexan 6


therealsuperman 0


I voted for this to be on here and I agree with number 1

C-C-Combo breaker

Alpha35 4

you sir are a moron... and not coooool

JennaMason 6


that picture isn't #205's

hmlftw 0

205 Your so damn fine.

lordcaliburx 0

holy shit I love you for saying that. great timing and great execution.

'JennaMason' your picture is of Jenna Marie. In case you guys don't know she is a site model. She is gorg and my friends know her in real life. I would advise changing your picture quickly.

haha I hope it's not actually 205.. grease

C6Racer 0

That's your idea of gorgeous? I sure beg to differ, unless it's just a bad pic.

I_R_Genius 3

#244, If the picture isn't copyrighted in any shape or form, they she/he can use it. If it is however copyrighted in her name, then she can get in trouble.

I think she is very pretty! From what I hear she is a charming girl. Correct me if I am wrong, but I don't think it's actually her account.

268: Really? Hmmm...I didn't know that! Well I wouldn't know if she copyrighted her pictures hahaha :)

All pictures are copyright as soon as they're taken. That's sort of the point.

cameras steal your soul

iwubbtitties_fml 0

he definetly doesnt deserve it, she shouldnta left the kitchen in the first place, did she think she has rites or somethin?

ivegotanarb 0

nice fake photo jenna

stewpididiot 11

no copyright violation unless property is used for profit or gain.

tdog_ossim 0

Everyone who said JennaManson's profile picture is really Jenna Marie is a dumbass. If you didn't jump to conclusions like an idiot you would realize her profile says her name is Jenna "MARIE" Manson. Next time don't be a little bitch. It doesn't matter if my profile picture is of me or someone else. I can set mine as a random cat if I wanted to. FAGGOTS.

#272: I'm using a picture from a comic that isn't mine. so if that person is a fan and wishes to be her, without ruining her name, it's all good.

Mikekenny 0

she does look pretty but her arms seem to start small and get bigger either bad picture or touch upp

You are all wrong on this copyright stuff. Comics are different then people. If you are pretending to be someone else that is real then you are breaking the law. Even if you are not scamming anyone you cannot legally pretend to be someone under any circumstance. Aliases are a different subject but since that user is in fact using someones photo then they could be prosecuted in the full extent of the law.

Per US law, a work is copyrighted at the moment of completion. Registration of copyright increases your legal position. The (c) symbol is a courtesy. But unless the creator specifically grants permission, use is illegal. Don't bitch to me, I'm just the messenger.

violetrider123 3


27BronxBombers 12

the person is claiming to be her. it says on her profile Jenna Marie mason

UnderTheMoon 0


EvilCupcake8361 9

talley wacker

Link5794 18


slappygecko 21


... Owned by your wife, asshole.

AngryNinja 1

My thought exactly. She obviously didn't whip him enough.

wendyyyy 0

So... it's her fault? :/

he got his ass handed to him!!

I didn't get the mom part of the joke.

skatergirl2016 0

I bet the people who said his life sucks are mostly men

i dont get the wife's response....

traze 7

Who's the bitch now?

no she isn't 281. it's his fault for being such a sexist prick in the first place

anlhawks 5

bahahah oilers . they have no respect

iridebmx 0

he is(:

meownow 0

embarrassed . and YDI for trying to be cool wtf is this high school?

yepp. Really, trying to be cool? XD I'm female and not even angry because "you're a jerkfor being chauvinistic". But you really failed. Trying to make fun of your wife while she totally owned you. Haha!

meownow 0

haha he deserved it !

Thank you for your post because I totally agree on this one :P. Come on OP, trying to be cool?

ImAnInsomniac 3

serious who "tries to be cool" after middle school. auto ydi. maybe if OP had said "jokingly told my wife to..."

ollallie 0



Avenged7Gabe 0

and YDI for liking Justin beiber retard

emmanizzer 6

poor justin bieber :(

Blueknite47 0

dont you EVER mix cleverbot with justin bieber.

Bubblerider 3

219- SAME HERE 

erongetti 2

agreed. If op is still trying to "be cool" he should go back to high school. his wife can stay though

asshole. did you really think you'd get sympathy by posting this?

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lukehappygilmore 4

I agree with 108. js

melanie177 1

Agree, this guy is such an asshole!

Mik232 0


Yep, no sympathy. It is still really annoying when my bf puts me down to look cool in front of his lame friends. For those of you saying, "omg, it's just a joke!"... Well the wife also had a clever reply. No harm, right?

tweetbaby14 18

yes, 108, belittling people to "look cool" in front of friends is always acceptable. I agree wholeheartedly...

kornhead09 0

lol I doubt this homeboy was posting his shit on fmylife in this form for sympathy lol people these dad gosh

Redhead99 16

I agree with you. A man should not put his woman down just to look kool. That's not even being a real man, I'd dump him immediately.

hmlftw 0

Agreed with 108

mariluvs 0



op's a motherfucking bro. fistbumps to you

Bri555 0


Monkeybutt1 0

It dOesnt matter why he said it, its really offesive and he ua lucky he didnt get slapped or something !!!

12aramey 0

sure. both are jokes and it's fine, cool it.

shutup fatty. ur a real hard ass calling people assholes over the internet. go get laid

Are you that thick, 108? He wasn't trying to tell a joke, he was trying to sound super-macho and cool in front of his buddies (which, by the way, translates as a douchebag.) I think he posted it because he knew he had been a total dick, and wanted to point out this epic fail. His wife wins, by the way.

Your wife is a genius, amazing comeback. :D YDI for trying to be "cool" by putting down your wife in front of your buddies. You don't look cool, you look like a douche. :/

sourgirl101 28

I personally don't understand the "come back" but I am glad that the wife spoke up and didn't accept her husband being disrespectful.

I don't get it either...

auto_da_fe 2

I didn't get it at first either, but I reread it and it sounds like a fat joke. Like his mom is a pig or a cow. I'm just guessing though.

i do't get it :( plz help

janise 2

@ sourgirl101: He told her to get back in the kitchen and she responded with the quip about turning his mother so I'm guessing she was implying that she was cooking his mother. Not sure but that's how I interpreted it.

After I read your comment, I figured it was like a 'your mom' joke. 'Your mom is so fat it takes twenty minutes for one side of her to get cooked properly.' But you know, that's just how I interpreted it.

Avenged7Gabe 0

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230- And this is why you'll never have a girlfriend.

lol number 235, win. Obviously 230 didn't understand the 'trying to be cool' part of the FML.

ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0

no.he was making a sexcist joke.not asking her to leave the room.just trying to seem funny.

ydi for being sexist

ilovemyboys 0

thanks for explaining I was confused! but good for her!!

Pahahah. Maybe YOU should be in the kitchen, seeing as you'll never have a wife!

You deserve it assface

Avenged7Gabe 0

he did not fucking deserve it you fucking bitch, all he did was nicely ask his wife to leave the room and she turned psycho bitch on him

Uhhhhhhm you need to calm the fuck down 226, he totally did deserve it for being a little hitch and trying to impress his friends by putting his woman down and she put his bitch ass in his place. It was well deserved, sooooooo shut the fuck up.

emmanizzer 6

*whispers* I think there's sonething wrong with Gabe.... :/

He likes Avenged Sevenfold. That's what's wrong with him.

tblax44 0

well thats an asshole move

IrishSoulja 4

OP you are an asshole who doesnt deserve a wife, go die :)

krazy_glu3 0

really? go die? all because he tried to make a joke about his wife? that's stupid.

haha xD yeah I mean the guys an asshole but go die? really?

IrishSoulja 4

Yeah he should go die :)

Little much dont you think? To tell someone to die is the worst thing you can say to someone.

TallMist 32

There are things far worse than death.

You know that makes you a complete asswipe to be a smooth, sexist jerk, OP. You fucking deserved it. Asswipe.

Pb25797051 0

Are you going to cry, 11? What is the big deal anyways?

look everyone! it's Antoine Dodsons brother! shutup hoodrat.