Cursed

By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:12 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I was at the beach with my parents. They were walking hand in hand, when they spotted a crab. My Dad turned to my Mum and said, "Oh, must've crawled out of my pubes!" they both laughed and kissed. I don't think they realized I was within hearing distance. FML
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illmatic2 16

I hate it when parents say gross stuff like that.

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airball33 0

Hahahaha that awesome at least they have a sense of humor

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Thawn 0

lol 1. you just lost your right to give an opinion by saying "first"

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Schizomaniac 24

That was a little bit unnecessary.

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ilovemydoodle123 0

he shouldn't of said that an I wouldn't say anything

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Kiimy_fml 0

you deserve it for being in hearing distance!! Lol jk that sucks and its disgusting you should of been like wait no! It crawled out of mine!!

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ahti546 11

yeah you were probably being a third wheel

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illmatic2 16

I hate it when parents say gross stuff like that.

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MAGNAVOX 0

Well it could of been worse OP, he could of said out of his butthole.

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BethiiGeex 0

lmfao it's not even number 1 in the picture, on the picture it says " ugly people "

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iSitt 0

it's revenge for all the crap you yelled out loud in public while you were five years old

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rattioh 0

Don't tell anyone, but I'm really a ninja.

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pinkpillowz 0

haha what's up with all the mouse pictures?

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Hoplaka 0

A lilmatic is a lilmatic. Now gives me the cookie! :3

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HahaHokayThen 10

omg 92 so I looked at this comment & replies earlier & there were mouse pictures & now they're gone. how creepy.

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EffinAhole 0

Your parents are awesome! suck it up OP! you should be happy u have rents that have a sense of humor.

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airball33 0

Hahahaha that awesome at least they have a sense of humor

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sammy432 0

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Ikr!! :D

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Icyyy 0

Agreed. : ) *Warning: long comment follows* And, Op, I hate to say it so bluntly, but it's a bit selfish of you to post this on Fml. your parents seem to have a nice sense of humor, so lighten up. While it may be gross for your parent to say that, you said it yourself - 'they didn't know I was in hearing distance'. And besides, since you're on fml, you should be mature enough to hear something like that.

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DarksideDoll 31

OP should be happy his parents have a cheeky sense of humor & seem to get on just great! :)

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SixDeuce 0

So what's the fml part of this? Smartass comments happen all the time, get over it

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berrenduh 0

I just imagined someone saying this with an Australian accent (:

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marinlabyrinth 0

oh wow....your life sucks so much, your parents have a happy relationship and get along. how is this an FML??? i have to hear my mom say this stuff all the time and ******* but it's not with my dad, it's with her new boyfriend who's 20 years younger than her. go **** yourself.

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exitdecay 6

ick, atleast your father has a bit of a sense of humor..

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