FML : Today, whilst at work, I had a woman come in with a problem with the seat in her car not moving backwards or forwards. There was a dildo stuck in the chair...

Today, whilst at work, I had a woman come in with a problem with the seat in her car not moving backwards or forwards. There was a dildo stuck in the chair rail. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Char - / Sunday 24 September 2017 19:00 / United Kingdom - Gravesend

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By Dave_Davington | 30

#7545020 - Sunday 24 September 2017 20:37

I hate it when that happens.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7545003 - Sunday 24 September 2017 20:07

So, the chair was literally fucked?

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7545003 - Sunday 24 September 2017 20:07

So, the chair was literally fucked?

By Tripartita | 44

#7545010 - Sunday 24 September 2017 20:20

Now we get to wonder whether those were especially wide chair rails or an especially thin dildo.

By Dave_Davington | 30

#7545020 - Sunday 24 September 2017 20:37

I hate it when that happens.

By ARISKomuniszt | 23

#7545041 - Sunday 24 September 2017 21:14

Maybe she keeps it back there cos she likes it dirty xD

By brianna1494 | 26

#7545046 - Sunday 24 September 2017 21:36

Did you lube up the seat after for more efficient movement in the future?

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7545050 - Sunday 24 September 2017 21:53

Plot twist--it wasn't hers!

By RichardPencil | 25

#7545077 - Sunday 24 September 2017 22:56

I can see how a dildo could keep her seat from moving backwards OR forwards, but not both. Maybe it was one of those double-ended ones?

By Madrias | 34

#7545110 - Monday 25 September 2017 0:29

Well, that's a bit of a cock up.

By tibtak | 19

#7545112 - Monday 25 September 2017 1:26

It explains why she wanted it to be able to move both forward and backward

By tonyfan00 | 38

#7545152 - Monday 25 September 2017 6:49

Some questions are best left unanswered...

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