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By Char - 24/09/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Gravesend

Today, whilst at work, I had a woman come in with a problem with the seat in her car not moving backwards or forwards. There was a dildo stuck in the chair rail. FML

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By mala_19 - 12/06/2017 14:00 - Sweden

Today, at work, I had to help a teenager who was stuck in a toy car for kids, and no, it was not in one piece when she finally got out. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2015 15:22 - United States

Today, while I was working at a children's toy store, a woman walked in, looked around a bit, then asked if we sold dildos. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2022 12:00

Today, at work, I did my morning constitutional and the automatic toilet died and wouldn't flush. I had to tell my boss, since there's only two toilets in the ladies' bathroom. So it's pretty obvious who dropped the duce. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 18:29 - United Kingdom

Today, after disappearing for an unusually long period of time, my boss called the store phone while sitting on the toilet. Turns out she'd started bleeding uncontrollably from the arse, and as the only other female staff member, she needed me to go help her. FML

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By TzarErik - 06/08/2014 23:33 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2020 20:00

Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML

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By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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By Elle - 28/12/2022 04:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, it was a normal day working as a medical receptionist, until I told a wheelchair-bound patient to “take a seat” out of habit. She responded with, “I brought my own!” I have never felt more embarrassed. FML

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By pooped - 12/04/2020 23:00

Today, at work, the only toilet in the building was so clogged that it was overflowing. We didn't have a plunger, so basically the only way to stop it was to try and reach in and remove the blockage. I was nominated to do it. FML

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Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 24 September 2017 20:37

I hate it when that happens.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 24 September 2017 20:07

So, the chair was literally ******?

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 24 September 2017 20:07

So, the chair was literally ******?

Tripartita 44

Sunday 24 September 2017 20:20

Now we get to wonder whether those were especially wide chair rails or an especially thin *****.

Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 24 September 2017 20:37

I hate it when that happens.

ARISKomuniszt 24

Sunday 24 September 2017 21:14

Maybe she keeps it back there cos she likes it dirty xD

brianna1494 27

Sunday 24 September 2017 21:36

Did you lube up the seat after for more efficient movement in the future?

Glowworm56 26

Sunday 24 September 2017 21:53

Plot twist--it wasn't hers!

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 24 September 2017 22:56

I can see how a ***** could keep her seat from moving backwards OR forwards, but not both. Maybe it was one of those double-ended ones?

Madrias 36

Monday 25 September 2017 0:29

Well, that's a bit of a **** up.

tibtak 20

Monday 25 September 2017 1:26

It explains why she wanted it to be able to move both forward and backward

tonyfan00 38

Monday 25 September 2017 6:49

Some questions are best left unanswered...

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Today, I got my score back for the monologue I performed. I got points taken off for "seeming nervous." My character was supposed to be nervous. FML

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