Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML
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steve247
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Try circling it with a sharpie?
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orgasm_blush
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Hmmm. How old are you guys I feel like that might play a big part in this.
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ConnorBrown36
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don't be mad, I bet the night was still young
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flipfloperson
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I bet THEY'RE still young
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RacistPancake
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Turn safe search off and google image huge clit... I dare you.
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SCREAM4meeee
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Don't be hatin' OP. Who knows, you might give horrible blow jobs.
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GoingCommando93
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Ydi for pre-marital sex.
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ZealIFeel
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OP should color code her genitals and provide him with a key map. It never fails in shopping malls, so I'm sure its purpose would translate nicely.
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Browncakeman
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Let him know it looks like a tiiiiiny dickhead, I'm sure he's worked plenty of those.
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perdix
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#36, I took your dare. Yuck! I'm sure there are some guys that wish they had that much.
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StormfrontX33_fml
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There's an app for that.
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IscoreOnU
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You forgot a sextant.
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canttouchthis90
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If he can't find your clit.... He's too young for you bro.
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REX50ROC
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yeah im scarred for life #36
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ykthechild
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Hey I always need a map when there's a jungle..if you know what I'm saying
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SwtCherryPie
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#36 OMG after reading your post i googled it outta curiousity.. that is soo freaky..
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WeemanIsBack
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If you googled huge clit, don't google blue waffle.
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Mario_lib
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Its not a huge clit. Just google "hermaphrodite"
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marpay
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240- just like men have different sized penises women have different sized clits. Plus the more testosterone in your body the larger it gets.
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dumboears
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250- I doubt it. The way the FML is worded makes it sound like they've done this a lot. (does anyone else find it a challenge to remember the number of the person you're replying to when using the app?)
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whitesox365
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I dont quite appreciate her attitude.
"How dare you try to please me in this way, male companion! I give you a D- for effort! Mwahahahahahah!!!"
"How dare you try to please me in this way, male companion! I give you a D- for effort! Mwahahahahahah!!!"
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hypuuurness
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172- hahaha I was waiting for someone to say that!
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VeganVampyre
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252 (?) Yes, I do! It's annoying.
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EasyEnough72
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You wanna see scarred? Look up female body builders with safe search off :)
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mrkwaje
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It good to play stupid than do something u do not want to do.
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sicnesses
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Zing
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orgasm_blush
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Hmmm. How old are you guys I feel like that might play a big part in this.
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Iamnotyourmom
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Your display pic kind of reminds me of this FML.
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imcutefml
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It really would i didnt kno where until like a month ago xD
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alpaquette91
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Circle circle dot dot you can't find my playful spot!
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KiddNYC1O
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Hey, what did #70 say?
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luvlyric
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Seriously? XDDD
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giraffemagic
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True. I think this is the dumbest FML I've read in a while. Oh no, your life sucks so much because your boyfriend can't find your clitoris. (sarcastic)
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Bravo11
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This FML is slightly funny but an awful one in general. It's worded all wrong. Im sorta surprised it made it through.
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NPN_Scorpio
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Yes, very Georgia O'Keeffe...
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FusionFrenzy
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Dumbass
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azouwa
| 26
My ex husband couldn't find mine either. After 9 years with him, giving him a map, and pointing many times, I gave up.
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steve247
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Try circling it with a sharpie?
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lionlvr
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Yes..
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flockz
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then highlight it
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Enslaved
| 36
Or you can use the light from your iPod/phone and shine it on the parts of your body you want him to touch/kiss. (:
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Binkding
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Lol
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13FTW
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87, what the fuck does that have to do with anything?
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Enslaved
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Well.... I thought people were suggesting cute fun ways to show where the OP's clit was to make things more playful. I guess this was not the case.
Now do you understand? Or is it still too difficult for you?
Now do you understand? Or is it still too difficult for you?
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HomeAl0ne
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Yeah, draw a little Pierre face on it. If nothing else you'll enjoy the thirty minutes of scrubbing in the shower to get it off afterwards.
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DKjazz
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200- "get it off"
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VeganVampyre
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I thought it was a cute idea, Enslaved. But no, it didn't really fit with these comments. They weren't being serious (I hope!)
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13FTW
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154, go pet your pussy. Which has been correctly referred to as ugly.
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lifesuxalways12
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Get it pierced
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Octain
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87- or you could use laser pointer, and hope he chases it like a cat.
Without the clawing of course.
Without the clawing of course.
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RubyRed829
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Funniest shit I've read all day.
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Bladian
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Wow, you're a huge bitch.
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DoNotEnter
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That's okay... My boyfriend knows where it is but can't figure out how to use it. :(
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proxxX069069
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Show him how you like it ? :P
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CryMoreFMLs
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It's a fairly obvious portion of the female genetalia... I can understand not finding the urethra but... The boyfriend has no excuses.
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ally_85
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lol mine too!!
it's annoying to have to show him..total turnoff to me to have to teach but! if u like him just do it once and hopefully he'll figure it out...I mean...come on men...google!
it's annoying to have to show him..total turnoff to me to have to teach but! if u like him just do it once and hopefully he'll figure it out...I mean...come on men...google!
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akayc32
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It's not that hard to understand their confusion, men don't have one and mostly they don't have to have special tricks to reach orgasm. Sad fact of life. If you aren't willing to have patience and teach, then learn to love to take care of it yourself.
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ally_85
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so? I don't have a penis but I can use one :) people are together to enjoy one another...who wants to only masterbate the rest their lives? lol
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DKjazz
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199- *raises hand*
EDIT: *raises left hand*
EDIT: *raises left hand*
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KasCiaYr
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Did he say that?
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akayc32
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199, penises are significantly easier than their female counter parts as far as stimulation goes.
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limblessorphan
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Is that why you're called "donotenter"?
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ReynshineCutting
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Or you could try different things to get G spot stimulation then the clitoris becomes unnecessary. It's soooo much better anyway
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akayc32
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277, it's not yet confirmed that every woman has a g-spot, I actually think studies have shown fewer women have a g-spot than not, but I can't remember.
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withered
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Every woman has a G spot, don't blame woman for guys being bad at sex and unable to satisfy a woman.
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born12l8
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Now you, your life sucks
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ck11_fml
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so find a different boyfriend. problem solved.
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mapl3loop
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X marks the spot.
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liquidSELECT
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She should do the same to his penis
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RomanCatMama
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Don't you mean G marks the spot?
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Petunia888
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Or in this case, G marks the spot.
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KiddNYC1O
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33- So close!
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jizzwold
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I bet thirty three was all like "ya I'm so clever and original right now." and then she was like "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."
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Petunia888
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Yeah, that's what happens when two people comment within a second of each other. :-/
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nater535
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Wait does he have the map so he can find the compass and therefore know what room it's in?
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biglittlehead
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Is that an ocarina of time reference?
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eaglesfootball
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Wow that's a really dumb reply 8
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Vash879
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It'd work with any zelda game bar maybe 2
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ShotgunMessiah
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Yes, ocarina of time is the first and only Zelda game with a map and compass.
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biglittlehead
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It the only Zelda game I've ever played so I wouldn't know. I just got my 3rd and I'm fairly new to nintendo.
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CabooseWins
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112- That's a badass pic. Very awesome.
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biglittlehead
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Lol thanks
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XxXColourmeKitte
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No it isn't. Link to the past and Link's awakening had them as well. They were for Gameboy and Super Nintendo.
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liquidSELECT
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Show him a diagram of the female genitalia
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CryMoreFMLs
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Afterwards have a review session followed up by a game of "i spy...".
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liquidSELECT
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Win
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CryMoreFMLs
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Thank you.
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dethmagnetic1
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That means a lot coming from a guy with a default pic of a zebra fucking the neck of a giraffe -.-...
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CryMoreFMLs
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The compliment is always nice. Get the broom out of your ass.
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SPC117
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this is awkward...
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TzzaNL
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That wasn't very nice, you sound like a bitch. Just calm your tits down please
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Jazzalyn
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Or, in this case, XXX.
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kkmwong
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Win win win.