Creepy

By Anonymous - 17/10/2017 06:00 - United States

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Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she said, "You know, if I wanted to, I'm in the perfect spot to reach in and steal that baby." FML
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JustKittyKat 24

Attempt to be social and funny: fail. Initiate plan B; Silently rip off stranger's pubic hair.

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surfbumblonde 7

The word "snatch" lives up to its two meanings here.

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DRMIKA 4

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Mister_Triangle 21

No, it's hilarious. People on FML seem to hate any type humor that's not puns nor poop jokes. You guys all have a case of Stranger Danger or something

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Yinky 6

Don't do it your baby's going to be bald!

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Talented73 54

If the baby is a boy it will be two-balled.

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amba69 0

127- a simple "thumbs up" would have sufficed.

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shark_girl 9

Why not comment? And I was actually talking to the person who said, "Don't do it, your baby will be bald!"

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KannaKamui 7

this, This is the best response to a comment to a post I have read in the 5 years of being a reader of these fmls. Just today, I made an account to simply say this. You have made me crack up laughing more than the actual fml post itself

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charmedamethyst 14

I actually found this joke very appealing.

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RussianFox 13

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KiddNYC1O 20

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Schizomaniac 24

Some think it's funny. Some don't. Jesus. Are we done?

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ScarletFever67 6

...with the wax still on?? Have fun ripping that off later...

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eggmarie 25

"walked out" and "left" are the same thing just so you know.

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magnetic_aura 26

@59 She could have meant walked out and gotten a new aesthetician. So, walked out and left is different...

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brackaman 18

“You know, all of a sudden, you've put me in the awkward position of having to leave immediately.”

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JustKittyKat 24

Attempt to be social and funny: fail. Initiate plan B; Silently rip off stranger's pubic hair.

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Mideoyeo 12

OP you were also in a perfect position to kick her in the face..repeatedly, if she actually did try to steal your baby.

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DatRealAssTruth 3

What does op mean?

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