Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
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fmlbrooo
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Ehw, what a b*tchhh. She didn't deserve you.
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jgray106
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snatch the money back off her. be like "it's mine bitch!" haha
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EightInchNails
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Terrible.
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momentum
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she was broke.
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stephanie0613
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shows how much she cared, and thought you were worth. who cares move on.
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hairdreser0nfire
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she was probably kidding.
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ggooo3
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quickly take the money from her nd say deal! that'll trick her! and pluss you get money!!! u can buy a better looking hooker! :D win!
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KingDingALing
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Wow...make her feel bad and say that you were only using her for sex, OP.
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cantfightfate
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lol this is actually funny.
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skittle68
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a better looking hooker for $100?? Doubt it...
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bailes_o_hay
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you gotta big quick on the draw man
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tooGee24
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she maybe was thinkin of takin tha money but still stayin wit u. that's wat I would of done it's not like the dad would get the money back. he will learn his lesson for offerin money for shit like that
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Angi95
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Can anyone say future prostitute.
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FirstBornUnicorn
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First. Let's see how fast this gets moderated.
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fmlbrooo
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Ehw, what a b*tchhh. She didn't deserve you.
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MissErikaHart
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and she didn't want him either apparently
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MissErikaHart
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what r u talking about 90? just curious cuz I'm a lil confused. u talkin about me? just wondering.
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MissErikaHart
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I was just askin, it did seem quite ambiguous
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fmlbrooo
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Uhmm , Whatttt ?
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ajporrasm
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I've seen this fml before, I think I'm going to call it fake
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JustALesbian
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Not really, she was telling him he wanted to break up and getting him the money early
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its_tuesday
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you were second but we'll see how long it takes anyway lol.
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FFML_314
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Haha! That made me laugh. The visual I get of your girlfriend snatching the money and running away giggling, is priceless!
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Justincolon22
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That's because your a cunt.
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kittenzZz
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You're a stupid bitch
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Aldoxin
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Party animal incest time!
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jgray106
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snatch the money back off her. be like "it's mine bitch!" haha
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KarinaLizeth18
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Exactly what I was thinking!! xD
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Peacemaker9
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lol win!
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MissPo3s
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Sucks for you, OP!
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Mirorbo
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Probably a blessing, darling. If she was that quick to take the money, she may very well be into relationships only for the money and gifts.
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banananut
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maybe she was kidding?