Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
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Top comments
anonacs 0
Get out now.
penisface69 17
thats one call every 3.75 seconds. You're lying. go away.
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Comments (169)
olive47_fml 0
Well, time to move
BlueBug94 4
break up with him. I hate clingy guys.
Chigagigaroo 0
Obsessive, anyone?&&:•
kimmiekimmiekong 0
hey people u know someone can be in a relationship/ dating each other for a week... I don't get where people r saying u can't have a boyfriend after a week? how do u know they didn't talk before and just started the relationship or also known as dating!!!
ohthatsawkwardx 7
clingy boyfriend. been there done that. if you dump him it becomes worse but i did that anyways. but ? just told him to stfu and that worked too.
ordinarygirl6 1
Hey having a bf that loves u is better than having no bf at all
TBelle4Ever 15
RUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
redsoxgrl824 11
I had a similar situation only I wasn't dating the guy. We became friends through a mutual friend, he lives in nm I live in nh. We only texted and after a week he was saying how much he loved me and how much of a cute couple we were and he couldn't wait to come meet me. I was so freaked out I told him to buzz off and leave me alone. Long story short, get out now before he becomes uber crazy, more than he already is
ammerhammer 3
Overly-attached boyfriend
doglover100 29
He sounds clingy.