Today, my boyfriend broke up with me but wanted to make sure that we were still friends, so he could still use my Netflix. FML
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parism143 28
Assure him he has permission, then change the password.
Ayeasha 7
You should tell him his Netflix privileges ended when your relationship ended.
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Comments (93)
olpally 33
What a douche waffle.
EmmaMK 35
Unless he is dumping you because he feels he is not worthy of being in your company, and feels he can't be around so much beauty or greatness, and he feels he is dragging you down, only wants it as a reminder or you and he is willing to pay (half), then er... NO!
omgimdying 15
wow that sucks OP. just make sure he's not watching two titles at a time or else he won't be letting YOU watch Netflix. Make one title at a time his limit or something
omgimdying 15
i like your idea better.
czeptoks 8
what a douche!
alria_storm 11
If he doesn't keep you, he can't keep Netflix.
honeymoonroyale 20
For the love of all that is holy, PLEASE tell me you told him to **** off...
BenjiX_fml 13
You're not the girl who let the duck fly around the living room, are you?
raisinbam 13
Let him use it. As long as you're real friends.
worldclassrager 41
Change your password...sorry to break this to you but you were being used the whole time...
SininenAave 9
Yeah he was after her Netflix account all along, seems legit.
StompinOnCrayons 15
Sharing is caring... for a price maybe , £1-87 per ten minutes