If you’re miserable with your wife, just leave, honestly. Then you can block your mother everywhere and live in peace. It’s better to be happy alone than miserable together

Tell them both to stop the mind games. Also, tell them if you even want kids.

Make your wife jerk you off instead, problem solved.

In many cases, by being the one to dispense sexual pleasure, your partner or spouse feels in control. If you ********** she feels “cheated” of that advantage. Frankly I think it’s a sign of a sick relationship for wife to bring a detail like that up to your mom.

Of course the message is secondhand. We all know what you're doing with your firsthand.

I am with you I went through a dry spell with the wife and took up some personal time to make up for lack of intimacy. My wife got mad too so tell your wife what I told mines put up or shut up.

Jesus Christ I’ve read this FML twice in two days and both times I saw “secondhand massage” so you don’t jerk off too much. Fully expected it to go into “broken arms guy” Reddit story territory lol