MAI WAIF

By Anonymous - 13/07/2022 18:00

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Today, I got a secondhand message from my mother to not jerk off so much. I know it’s secondhand because my wife says the same thing. They’re in cahoots and lie to one another: mom just wants grandkids, and my wife doesn’t want a smile on my face she didn’t put there. FML
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Anderling 32

If you’re miserable with your wife, just leave, honestly. Then you can block your mother everywhere and live in peace. It’s better to be happy alone than miserable together

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RichardPencil 30

Of course the message is secondhand. We all know what you're doing with your firsthand.

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Anderling 32

If you’re miserable with your wife, just leave, honestly. Then you can block your mother everywhere and live in peace. It’s better to be happy alone than miserable together

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Hangryko 27

Tell them both to stop the mind games. Also, tell them if you even want kids.

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diraven 15

Make your wife jerk you off instead, problem solved.

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Chazzster 26

In many cases, by being the one to dispense sexual pleasure, your partner or spouse feels in control. If you ********** she feels “cheated” of that advantage. Frankly I think it’s a sign of a sick relationship for wife to bring a detail like that up to your mom.

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RichardPencil 30

Of course the message is secondhand. We all know what you're doing with your firsthand.

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xxWTFxx1981 23

I am with you I went through a dry spell with the wife and took up some personal time to make up for lack of intimacy. My wife got mad too so tell your wife what I told mines put up or shut up.

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Marcella1016 31

Jesus Christ I’ve read this FML twice in two days and both times I saw “secondhand massage” so you don’t jerk off too much. Fully expected it to go into “broken arms guy” Reddit story territory lol

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