Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML - FML

By Girl-of-very-little-brain - 29/12/2011 12:01 - Canada

Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML

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By LolCakes111 | 7

#3803374 - Thursday 29 December 2011 15:58

OMG, is the wall ok?

By jillianmathers12 | 13

#3803401 - Thursday 29 December 2011 16:02

Is it normal for you to wake up crying?

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By emvictoria | 9

#3803345 - Thursday 29 December 2011 15:54

Bad dream?

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Jiplo | 18

#3803377 - Thursday 29 December 2011 15:59

my guess is yes. I can't think of any other reasons to why someone would wake up crying.
and OP- sorry to hear that :(

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margie2194 | 12

#3803390 - Thursday 29 December 2011 16:00

I must say, I very much enjoy op's name...

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indielove | 13

#3803424 - Thursday 29 December 2011 16:04

was your dream about you and your boyfriend getting married?

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omarzrgz | 3

#3807250 - Friday 30 December 2011 10:34

Aren't you suppose to cry AFTER you hit the wall?

By LolCakes111 | 7

#3803374 - Thursday 29 December 2011 15:58

OMG, is the wall ok?

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honeybuncher | 3

#3803489 - Thursday 29 December 2011 16:15

that was my first thought too #2

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Insane_Tea | 14

#3803636 - Thursday 29 December 2011 16:49

Really? Because mine was if OP was O.K or not.

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attaboy368 | 20

#3803740 - Thursday 29 December 2011 17:13

I actually choked on my coffee when i read that .....

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asoptavlo14 | 6

#3804415 - Thursday 29 December 2011 19:45

Does Anyone else want to know why the wall is so low.. Or why op is so tall?

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xStaciexLynnx | 15

#3805185 - Thursday 29 December 2011 23:09

22- Pretty sure she's fine if she's on FML
47- I hope you're kidding...

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doonerz | 0

#3805650 - Friday 30 December 2011 1:22

is the coffee ok?

By kitkatknicknack | 12

#3803380 - Thursday 29 December 2011 15:59

I can't imagine what OP is like sleepwalking....,,...

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Jiplo | 18

#3803446 - Thursday 29 December 2011 16:07

or sleep-faceplanting!

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EatnBeef | 7

#3804506 - Thursday 29 December 2011 20:02

You were almost funny, 38.
But failure caught up with you.
OP, iv done it lol don't feel bad

By jillianmathers12 | 13

#3803401 - Thursday 29 December 2011 16:02

Is it normal for you to wake up crying?

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ICATiger | 13

#3804619 - Thursday 29 December 2011 20:41

I do it all the time..............

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Justin23L | 2

#3806363 - Friday 30 December 2011 5:43

Sometimes you just have one of those nights where you need to let it all out.

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NiiTeH | 7

#3807258 - Friday 30 December 2011 10:37

One time I woke up crying because in a dream, nyan cat was pooping on me.

By Monkeyone | 0

#3803420 - Thursday 29 December 2011 16:04

Just shake it off OP!!

By crazyarsedfly | 14

#3803430 - Thursday 29 December 2011 16:05

Aww no, the wall just wanted to comfort you with a friendly face hug.. that's all.

By DontModMeDammit | 10

#3803437 - Thursday 29 December 2011 16:06

I don't understand how you can cry in your sleep..

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skyttlz | 32

#3804671 - Thursday 29 December 2011 21:02

I did once and never knew until my mom told me the next day

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xcarxcrashx | 9

#3804788 - Thursday 29 December 2011 21:48

One time I had a dream that I met Jesus and I woke up in tears. Not sure that's a good thing haha.

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Taylo12237 | 5

#3805600 - Friday 30 December 2011 1:08

Oh it's possible..

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AppleCoFreak | 0

#3806261 - Friday 30 December 2011 5:00

I cry in my sleep when I'm sick. I don't know why.

By WCARlover | 34

#3803443 - Thursday 29 December 2011 16:07

Well that's quite unfortunate...poor wall

By ICATiger | 13

#3803444 - Thursday 29 December 2011 16:07

Did you get the lights on??

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jillianmathers12 | 13

#3804335 - Thursday 29 December 2011 19:26

The clapper?

By jonn090 | 13

#3803456 - Thursday 29 December 2011 16:08

I think she was watching alot of desperate housewives of jersey, I mean that stuff makes me cry too