Today, my boyfriend broke up with me but wanted to make sure that we were still friends, so he could still use my Netflix. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me the only reason he has stayed with me for the last 6 months is because of the Netflix account. FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend. To celebrate being newly single, I wanted to watch some shows on Netflix. My now ex-boyfriend had already changed the password. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and filmed it, because it would "be a big hit on YouTube." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, severing all forms of communication but one: Words With Friends. FML
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Top comments
parism143 28
Assure him he has permission, then change the password.
Ayeasha 7
You should tell him his Netflix privileges ended when your relationship ended.
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Comments (93)
archertheo 15
You could let him and then report it as theft...
iAlissa 34
I don't think it's theft in this case. You tried. *gives sticker*
crazytwinsmom 25
Change your password then shut his system off so he has to log back in.
WCARlover 35
Wow. Make sure to change your password if he knows it. Douche
perdix 31
That would be an easy password to crack. doUcheN0zz!3 would be a lot more secure.
WCARlover 35
you're very right. Should add a "69" on the end for good measure, too
HowieDoIt 21
Does that count as friends with benefits?
cakefete2 31
If you count Netflix as beneficial. They're so dated, that their "new releases" are either in black and white or were released in the 80's.
perdix 31
Now you've got TWO sources of streaming disappointment.
907nispel 6
Well, did you let him?
shhhaaarrron 12
You should tell him to get lost.
silverhuntress 4
Wait, wait, wait... (to all those who voted that it was OP's fault:) HOW ON EARTH IS IT HER FAULT??? I see no logical explanation for it...
annie_nk 23
*insert sarcasm* She isn't sharing her Netflix! Therefore she's worse than Satan!!!
crazytwinsmom 25
The only way she might deserve it is if she gave him her Netflix ID and password before or had signed him in on his system/phone and didn't log out since. He's still a jerk for using her though.
Sitting_Ducki 8
All she has to do is change the password and it should sign him out if that's the case
crazytwinsmom 25
It does not sign them out when the password is changed, just prevents them from signing back in once they do sign out.
crazytwinsmom 25
I didn't click YDI, I just gave a reason why people might think she did.
Enslaved 38
I have Netflixs. Don't really know why? All they seem to play are the B rated movies I'd never go see in the theaters.
SWC_Penguin 17
How hard are you looking? I just watched The Avengers and The Hunger Games. Or are those B-rated in your book?
underthesea12 24
Its a win, win for the both of you. He gets Netflix and you get to keep him in your life!