About Benjix_fml
I prefer to be called Benji. And you've found my hiding place. I play bass for a band I'm trying to piece together. Don't force your religion down my throat. I don't care what people think of me, and I will laugh at you for attempting to insult me. I enjoy all kinds of music from In This Moment, Snow White's Poison Bite, Blood On The Dance Floor, and Black Veil Brides, to Beebs and Her MoneyMakers, Kesha, Katy Perry, and Carly Rae Jepsen. I love movies, Horror, War, Comedy. Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, South Park, American Dad, Family Guy, Dog With A Blog, Good Luck Charlie, Wizards Of Waverly Place, and Liv And Maddie are my favorite shows. I have about 15 different fetishes, and I have sex with pans (not literally of course.) The only things I want out of life is to play in a band, a 98 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX, a Nissan Skyline GT-R34 and to fall asleep holding someone cute. Feel free to message me if you'd like. I bite, but only if you ask :] @BenjiXBass Facebook.com/foozc
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