Anonymous
Belmont, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
alaina2001
Massillon, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Anonymous
Another one bites the dust
Today, I had to leave my boyfriend because he was unfaithful. This is the third time in as many years. I'm starting to think I have "Cheat on me" written on my face. FML
Anonymous
Marty McFly
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I've heard some weird reasons before, but "My future self told me to" is a new one. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend of three months told me that he had cheated on me two months ago with my best friend. I decided to give him a second chance. About twenty minutes later, he then broke up with me for not wanting to watch football. Apparently I don't care about his feelings. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
reallyupset
United States
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
Anonymous
Lafayette, United States
How could you?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for "cheating" on him with his best friend. What did I do? I gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek when I finally met him in person, after years of hearing about how great he is and how much we would get along. FML
Anonymous
Snoop
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s emails and found out that he cheated on me the day before he asked me to move in with him. FML
Anonymous
Is this dude a puma?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Well I guess that's better than him cheating on you. I mean, he's not the kind of scum that sees some hot piece of meat and jus thinks, "hey I wanna screw that chick, to hell with my girlfriend." Although the way he's worried about cheating, he should probably get help for sex addiction or something.
HowieDoIt 21
I think this is very responsible. If he knows he's not mature enough for a real relationship, it's better to end things quickly, and with less heartache.
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Comments (128)
perdix 31
Translation: you are not enough woman for him. Next time, settle for a beta male, or even a gamma.
skulltorn 8
Haha awesome, I'm glad someone mentioned OP is lacking the ability to keep a guy.
KatjaM 15
At least he was honest enough to admit he has a problem. It's much better that he had done this now instead of you finding out he cheated. It's never easy to go through a break up, but I think it would have been a lot worse knowing he was unfaithful.
enderless 6
That's rough, but at least he was honest and didn't drag you along. I wish my ex gf of 8 years would have shown me the same courtesy.
enderless 6
That's rough, but at least he was honest and didn't drag you along. I wish my ex gf of 8 years would have shown me the same courtesy.
berryblizzard 11
Well.. Would you rather be in a relationship not knowing if he's cheating or not?
SmittyJA24 26
Think he's got commitment issues? Duh.
bigtime_rocker 11
So he's a ********, but an honest ********!
SWC_Penguin 17
What's the alternative? Are you suggesting that staying in a relationship he doesn't want makes him NOT a ********? Because that's actually worse.
incendiaaa 23
that's actually really decent of him, if only all guys could realize things like this.
vewwe 20
That's very considerate of him! I'd rather see that my boyfriend left me before cheating on me..
DarthVader77 9
I see his logic :)