Anonymous
Marty McFly
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I've heard some weird reasons before, but "My future self told me to" is a new one. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Anonymous
Belmont, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Immaculatedream
New Zealand
Sounds reasonable…
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 4 perfectly happy years together. The reason? He had a dream in which his dead former girlfriend from when he was 13 told him she still loved him. He now believes his dead childhood sweetheart is trying to contact him and I'm "in the way of their love." FML
ihateguys
San Francisco, United States
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
crystalpistol
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Jackie
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML
confusedandnowsingle
Espoo, Finland
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
rplovez
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Anonymous
It's a beautiful life
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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RichardPencil 32
"It's not you, it's not me...It's future me." Smooth.
Sonotsuave 37
That’s just a shitty excuse for the real reason sis 😂
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Comments (4)
RichardPencil 32
"It's not you, it's not me...It's future me." Smooth.
Sonotsuave 37
That’s just a shitty excuse for the real reason sis 😂
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
It's your fault for saying you wouldn't name your son John Conner. Left him no choice.
poopface82 25
Wait, I can do that? Hold on, lemme have a little chat with myself at 20.