By TimJack18 - 04/01/2015 23:14 - United States - Whiteville

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, I kissed my husband as passionately as I could. After, he looked at me and said, "You taste like Chinese food." FML
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Same thing different taste

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But Chinese food is ******* delicious, so.

The real problem is if he likes Chinese food or not. If he does...I fail to see how this is a problem for OP....

It is delicious, to eat it, not to kiss it. Was it difficult to brush your teeth before that?

Sorry to hear that OP, at least he didn't say you taste like butt or something

Well maybe he don't have to order takeaways next time, the bas*ard

There are definitely worse things to taste like.

Well it's yummy food so take it as a compliment!

That's romantic as hell. Chinese food is amazing

kimeatszombies 22

That's when you respond with, "You're welcome.".

badluckalex 23

That's marriage for you... unless your names are Cory and Topanga.