Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Another one bites the dust
Today, I had to leave my boyfriend because he was unfaithful. This is the third time in as many years. I'm starting to think I have "Cheat on me" written on my face. FML
Marty McFly
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I've heard some weird reasons before, but "My future self told me to" is a new one. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three months told me that he had cheated on me two months ago with my best friend. I decided to give him a second chance. About twenty minutes later, he then broke up with me for not wanting to watch football. Apparently I don't care about his feelings. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
How could you?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for "cheating" on him with his best friend. What did I do? I gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek when I finally met him in person, after years of hearing about how great he is and how much we would get along. FML
Snoop
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s emails and found out that he cheated on me the day before he asked me to move in with him. FML
Is this dude a puma?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Well I guess that's better than him cheating on you. I mean, he's not the kind of scum that sees some hot piece of meat and jus thinks, "hey I wanna screw that chick, to hell with my girlfriend." Although the way he's worried about cheating, he should probably get help for sex addiction or something.
HowieDoIt 21
I think this is very responsible. If he knows he's not mature enough for a real relationship, it's better to end things quickly, and with less heartache.
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Comments (128)
ItsMeItsMyLife01 3
you deserve better babe!
stanjohnson 11
He did you a favor.
saffy66 34
Translation: he's already found someone he wants to cheat on her with, & figures he was going to get caught anyway.
madgrinchhatter 12
Tell him you want an open relationship
Lilhatchetgirl 2
You should be happy he did that..its better than a few months down the road typing an fml bout getting cheated on
xmaximusx 12
Thats his way of saying he cheated on ya
mollyjbear23 10
At least he was honest I guess. But he should probably get a grip before starting relationships. Sorry, op. :/
janah_fml 5
not worth it inanycase
Damitol 3
Sorry to hear that. Either he cheated already or he was worried he would and was mature enough to admit it before he did... Not something you wanna hear, but better than finding out further down the road.
wicked0717 7
I'd be happy with this honesty, rather that then find out he cheated.