Nice timing

By Mee - 10/09/2010 05:30 - United States

Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML
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If you're wearing white or something short, then def your period. Boners go away after a bit,...that period stain lasts all day and possibly forever.

theskaterdude123 0

ptob getting a period in class is the worse


so and that's and fml how?

wintamint101 7

so which is it??

if your period explodes everywhere then it's worse

jrojas211 0

imagine being a hermaphrodite and getting them both!!!!!! that i'll be real bad... lol

alyssaax3 0

agreed^ and I'd say a boner, I'm a girl and I think a boner would just be really awkward. your period you can go to the bathroom.

xGet_Over_It 0


well that depends on the time when it happens like if it happened infront of a class I'd say boner but then again if u don't hav a tampon or a pad then period anytime in class.

boners are worse..I hate random boners...

Mumbellosity711 0

"so what's for dinner?". "HEY GUYS, BONER!!"

i bet the period is nice and moist.

cantfightfate 0

that's really not even an argument. it's definitely a boner.

well you can hide a boner at least

Tasanasanta 0

Well I don't think anyone here has a right to say really... but I'd have to agree, boner.

Brittney_E 0

thats actually a good debate! all i have to say is EPIC!!!

A boner is bad but I think a period carries a bigger social stigma....I knew a girl in gr.7 who got one in class (poor girl, the class had to be cleared) and to this day she's never lived it down...In the other hand lol sorry, I meant "On" the other hand I had a buddy who got a boner during a swimming class; and that rarely comes up.....on pun intended:p

depends if there's something to soak up the vag sauce

twinny_sc 13

Period, because it smells and could stain your panties. You can hide a boner.

BoyFromTheFuture 0

hide it? good luck! I have to say boner cuz it's like a magnet to be called up to the front of the class and at least when I was a kid everyone was wearing baggy clothes. now everyone wears tight pants and stuff.

I remember the dude in our gym class that got a boner during wrestling. he lived a life of shame.

#14, the correct term is "intersexed". "Hermaphrodite" is an obsolete term for humans. And I believe having both a functional penis and being able to menstruate is not common among the intersexed (there are different types).

b_anhero 0

@7 if your boner explodes everywhere then it's worse

TheSarge 0

obviously you're right

y'd my comment (1) get deleted? I just said how Is this an fml? you just talked about period and boners that's not too bad! unless it was in a lot of detail...

KingDingALing 9

OP- Tell your family that putting a boner inside a girl's pussy while she's on her period is worse then both of them combined. ;D

I was going to say period, but after school today, I have to saw BONER... unless the chick has white pants. The teacher called me up and to lie on my back. Then a random boner came. I cannot live this down.

aldotheapache 0

mmm... I see both sides of the debate, but I'm going to have to go with period because a friend of mine got hers in class and when she stood up to change classes there was blood all over her chair.

LOL! Well, you can't say your family is lacking a sense of humor.

This shouldve been on my lfe is average

planbsponserme 2

i hate getting boners in class. my desk flips over and it just becomes one big mess

dudeitsdanny 9

I'm a guy who says period. I've hidden boners behind my backpack til it passed, but how do you had a stain all day without being obvious. But I'd say it's worse if you're a ftm transgender and people find out when you get your period in class. Or if you're an mtf and people find out from your boner. And intersexed people cannot reproduce so I'm guessing there's no period.

Period. Period.

joa76 3

#322: Ah, but some schools don't let you have a backpack with you, so you wouldn't be able to use it.

samyslamajamma 0

I wear baggy shorts so im safe too

period is worse a boner can easily go away

Periods don't smell, only if your unclean. Besides you can hide your period and go to the bathroom ASAP! If you have a boner you gotta wait for it to go down

# 213 didn't know there was a few different types of intersexed (?)

in my school, you aren't allowed to go to the bathroom until the lesson is finished- that would be worse

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Sun_Kissed18 25

boners go away, and you can hide them. Blood is foreva

olivesaur 0

well see if you have your period, just go to the bathroom and use some toilet paper. boners can't be fixed.

missmurderx 8

they can be if you think about your grandma.

cantfightfate 0

say you're standing in front of class and you start your period, no one would know.. can't say the same if you're standing in the front and get a boner. they're more obvious

yeah only if theyre staring at your pants, if you do get one you just ask why they were looking there but still you probably be called stiff for the rest of your life

Periods are messy, a boner can be de-boned easily by focusing on the lesson or something. :p

jimbob1718 2

what if grama is hot haha jking

Tasanasanta 0

145- I have never had any luck in willing away my boner by thinkibg of something else, sometimes you body just wants to f*ck and you get a narby. (no apparent reason boner)

untuck your shirt and make a discrete exit. IMHO, blood on the outside is worse than blood on the inside.

it depended on what being worn, which class, and stand up. like a guys thing would be gym or P.E. which you most likely have to stand and if you have a boner during jumping jacks your boner does 1 to and they are really noticable in gum shorts. lady/girl is standing up in front of the class and wearing white pants and for some reason they ignor it or don't feel it coming. so it just depends. when a guy gets. boner almost the intire time with we think "don't call on me" or please go away" also "granma In a bikini". Some guy will say I hope they call on me or something but not many guys won't to be called with it in class.

dbjb40 0

I think it's a period I mean it's not that easy to hide a giant blood spot on your butt

68 my grandmas pretty hott. hahahahahaha

It doesn't matter if you get a boner, it actually got my friend laid because all the ***** in the class saw how massive he was, and tbh I don't think many guys find blood attractive.

Not when blood leaks all over your chair, without you knowing, and then your teacher makes you stand up to answer a question... i think that's slighty more embarrassing than a boner...

Sickkid97 5

nah... you can hide a boner

maybe with your small dick you can but us with our 12 inch pythons its a little hard to hide other then rubbing one off right in class

definatly a boner. cus if your wearing shirts it shows like a neon sign.

jessicalyn 0

no most definatly a period! lol.

you just put it in your waistband. it hides it, makes it go away and it feels awesome!

Homers are worse deffo! Most girls don't lose that much blood in their period to make an actual mark in their trousers whereas a boner is more obvious

RacistPancake 6

90. Trust me, a boner while standing can't just be overlooked.... Unless you have a small penis.

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yep a boner

Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0

well to answer your question, op, it is thus the period in which would fluster your senses the greatest. for you can't show of a period

mikeman1744 18

I'm a guy and I can say it's probably worse to start bleeding in class than getting a stiffy

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theskaterdude123 0

ptob getting a period in class is the worse

awesomechick618 0

thank you!! if I had a boner in class and the teacher called me to the board i'd walk over showin' my shit off. (hypothetically ofcoarse lmsao :P)

skullbashd 3

unless you have a small dick or one of thosebacruncjer boners that feel weird when you said up

39- then you'd have the rest of the school calling boner boy for about a good 4 months and your friends for the rest of your life

That's a weird debate to have with your family at the dinner table, but interesting.

I know, my family is so boring, I'd I even attempted a conversation like that I would be shunned out of my house!!!

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if I get an erection I can conceal it with a thimble. Periods are worse.

haha a thimble?? that's nota good thing

dude a period hurts tha chick & all tha hormone stuff would b harder 2 hide

Woodsy007 0

how do you hide a big red stain in the back of your shorts? and periods usually come with mood swings and pain. I'm pretty sure women win this fight.

yea wonen win. I admit I've had a boner in class as it's not as bad as people would think. :/

Evangeline1 0

yea,agreed but I also find it comes right after a long night of partying :p

ZiaBerry 20

I've had my period start in class, soak everything because my teacher wouldn't let me go to the nurse to get a pad, and then have the whole day with horrible cramps that made me shake and cry.

You've never had unusual conversations at the dinner table? Just the other day Folly darling was going into detail about the absolute best way to kill a zombie with only a butter knife while we were eating. I have no idea where that boy gets those morbid ideas.

Must be all that " television" and "video games" I've been hearing about these days.

Must be....they spend so much time wasted in front of that television, but I never catch them in the act. I can't throw it away either. They'll just find another one.

Sounds like he got that idea from Fallout 3 if you ask me.

ifyouseekamy666 0

hey I kno that game! my person has hot pink hair in it and I got the sheriff guys hat :D

What's with your wording? Old ass people talk funny, stop being a stuck up bitch and let ur kids be kids

If you're wearing white or something short, then def your period. Boners go away after a bit,...that period stain lasts all day and possibly forever.

As someone who, unfortunately, had to walk around High School for half a day trying to hide a period stain on the back of a white skirt, I will definitely have to agree that getting your period early while in class (especially with a teacher who firmly believes that once you're in class you don't get to leave again until the bell rings) is far worse... unless the guy has to get up in front of the class and then it's a tie. (Both of these will automatically make your life a living hell until the next interesting thing catches the attention of the rest of the school.)

Lawzen_Rainbow 7

I agree with 12. a boner will die. the blood will just sit there O_o

skullbashd 3

yeah I imagine periods sucks least with a boner you can aim it down or up under your shirt and it does quickly