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Both are bad /my opinion
13-i agree
You're supposed to post what you're thinking, NOT what you think would get the most "likes"... Screw what other people think! You shouldn't be afraid to speak your what's on your mind
KRS_13 - no, I don't either. My brothers keep trying to get me to join ("You'd have known the big family news if you were on Facebook!"), but I refuse.
Apparently #1 you don't.
I don't use my Facebook after I realized how shitty the recovery system is.
According to Jeremy Kyle, all social networks are bad. I swear we could correlate the amount lie detectors and DNA tests with how many of them use Facebook on a daily basis. For those who don't know who Jeremy Kyle is, he is the British version of Jerry Springer. Just without the fighting, and the bearded douchbag in the corner making weird noises.
You know what's EVEN BETTER??? Meeting in person! Talking on the phone! Video calls! Even texting! While the last three are not a replacement for face to face socialization, they are at least more personal than social networks, and they still retain this one thing called privacy. Can't people have a conversation amongst just themselves anymore? It's almost as if it doesn't exist/didn't happen if it's not put on display for everyone to see on Facebook or twitter or whatever else there is these days.
No 37. I had one but deactivated it. It was pointless.
After reading this thread I forgot what the FML was.
37- I have neither.
Twitter and tumblr is where it's at
Yes
#37, probably not, but I can see why, youre ugly.
whats the point? it shouldn't be a popularity contest.
Like your comment!
I think most people on Facebook feel the same way. FeveryonesL cause Facebook exists. It's ruining our communication skills, sense, dependency and generation on the macro level. On the micro though, it ruins relationships. FB=bad.
Liking, the Viking, likes licking and hiking
So you don't like your own posts? Remember, the first step is liking you(r Facebook posts).
Giving yourself a high five is like clapping
Therefore completing the circle of likes.
I always thump up my comments.
Liking your own status is like giving yourself a high five in public.
Liking your own status is like giving yourself a high five in public.
I'm sure there's some kind of therapy for this.
at least someone likes you
Why so ignorant? No friends sunshine ?
I think she was saying in in a complimentary way you ******* puckered assholes.
It's fine :) I get my compliments in the form fortune cookies. I'm "going to lead a great world in my future."
Hey, wtf are you trying to do, ruin my life? Those fortunes are made for me, ONLY. You lie, GTFO. (jk)
83, haha I usually do. What can we do though, right? Thumb me down I suppose, then I feel jolly with the green thumbs and the red thumbs (christmas). So I'm pretty much being selfish.
Are you sure it's not bad But don't get sad Be glad Now I'm sad :'(
Hey, at least you have the confidence to be able to post statuses. That's a helluva lot more then what my pussy ass can do.
And me xD
It really doesn't take THAT much confidence to post a status
Which just shows I don't have THAT much confidence.
Photoshop your boobs.
OP said statuses, not photos
Hey, a like is a like.
How do you know that op is a girl?
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So you don't like your own posts? Remember, the first step is liking you(r Facebook posts).
Liking your own status is like giving yourself a high five