Anonymous
Belmont, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
alaina2001
Massillon, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Anonymous
Another one bites the dust
Today, I had to leave my boyfriend because he was unfaithful. This is the third time in as many years. I'm starting to think I have "Cheat on me" written on my face. FML
Anonymous
Marty McFly
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I've heard some weird reasons before, but "My future self told me to" is a new one. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend of three months told me that he had cheated on me two months ago with my best friend. I decided to give him a second chance. About twenty minutes later, he then broke up with me for not wanting to watch football. Apparently I don't care about his feelings. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
reallyupset
United States
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
Anonymous
Lafayette, United States
How could you?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for "cheating" on him with his best friend. What did I do? I gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek when I finally met him in person, after years of hearing about how great he is and how much we would get along. FML
Anonymous
Snoop
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s emails and found out that he cheated on me the day before he asked me to move in with him. FML
Anonymous
Is this dude a puma?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Well I guess that's better than him cheating on you. I mean, he's not the kind of scum that sees some hot piece of meat and jus thinks, "hey I wanna screw that chick, to hell with my girlfriend." Although the way he's worried about cheating, he should probably get help for sex addiction or something.
HowieDoIt 21
I think this is very responsible. If he knows he's not mature enough for a real relationship, it's better to end things quickly, and with less heartache.
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Comments (128)
nvo 6
Probably did already. It sounds like a lame excuse not to tell the whole truth
WickedWolf 11
Sounds like he saved you the trouble of dumping an immature coward.
Treyzania 16
In my opinion, he _WAS_ cheating on you. Just speculation though.
boba2388 11
It means he saw someone else today and realized he wouldn't bang you if he was drunk and blindfolded. So he decided to break up with you knowing he would rather bang any other girl in existence
AJRand 14
Why do people think this has to mean he was cheating? Seems like the same concept as when people say they won't have kids because they're not mature enough.
elizacandle 29
I'd prefer that to have him cheat on me.
FrittataForMe 0
I think that's better than cheating, at least he can admit it.
HAOSinhumanform 15
My best friend told me that he did that to one of his exes, I felt that it was good because he saved her future heartbreak and was completely honest. Your ex was doing the same thing and I applaud him on his honesty but it still sucks.
Slover1995 9
my ex told me that.... I was like, wtf?