Mr Beard

By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 16:59 - United States

Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML
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saIty 17

Congratulations Santa!

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KingGeorgeGal 12

Time to Regrow your beard maybe? ...

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NeverShoutDana 13

Maybe use a marker to color over the lighter part..?

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lilmisslovely13 15

why does every comment have thumbs down? I'm going to thumb up all of these comments just to be a rebel!!!

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FarSide 22

Well, maybe now you just look "incompletely" ridiculous with the two-tone thing going on...

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ShyAnn29 14

you could use makeup, lol!! although it may be awkward! lol

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garrettsgirl 0

time to go tanning!!!

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chaps93 6

duct tape fixes everything.

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yummycupkake 0

that turned my grandma on.

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cowsgomooxP 0

Awkward tan lines; we all get them.

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CCrunner2 0

next time maybe shave before u get tan?

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Jojo08_fml 0

OP, common sense?

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Drigr 9

yet another stupid comment to be first.

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mfjkr 10

why? would you shave away your manhood?

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WellThatSucksMaj 0

all I said was haha ? jeez quit bitching.

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iluvboobies 9

Use fake beard!

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juicedboi 7

Windex will solve ur issue. Along with everything else u have problems with. From ur sore toe to ur tv not working to cancer.

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Klums02 0

Well now at least people who don't recognize you clean shaven can see that you once had a beard...

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CsDy1395 6

that's what you get for shaving. I hope you and everyone else reading this take something away from this: beards are necessary.

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Trololololololo_fml 7

Fake tan that bitch. Also, next time, trim it down gradually instead of shaving it off. Because then at least you'll see what your skin looks like before making a retard out of yourself.

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trevorsbaby12 0

1- my thoughts exactly :)

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saIty 17

Congratulations Santa!

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saIty 17

Or he can shave off some hair from Rudolph, and superglue it to his face.

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saIty 17

Or he can shave off some hair from Rudolph, and superglue it to his face.

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jomo11jack 0

why the hell would Santa have a tan?

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BlAcKxJe5uS 6

The sun reflects off of the snow and gives you a tan.... its like water... if you go swimming in a pool for 4 hours your going to either be sunburned or really tan, because the suns rays get reflected off of the water, and the same goes for snow im the winter...you just dont get as tanned because your bundled up in more clothing than the summer

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enoughgrace 4

because then he would be... *puts shades on* ...San-tana... yeah, its lame but I did it anyways.

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lakers2thetop 3

Someday Santa will die. When he does hell will freeze over, at which time Satan will rearrange the letters of his name and become the new Santa. After this a new Satan must be found. The process of finding a new Satan will be televised. The producers of The Satan Apprentice will be multi billionaires

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JerryCedar 2

#120 makes a valuable point except the next Satan has already been found ... His name is Charlie Sheen

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peachesbeach 0

120 - love the randomness of this :3 187 - I love Charlie sheen :( he is more like a god than satan! winning ;)

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Clioo_fml 17

#103 well actually, water absorbs the sun rays and the heat instead of them reflecting off of the water, which is partially why ocean waters are warming up gradually. But this isn't science class, so let's not get into details.

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Iamnotmyself 17

I version of himself without a beard/ very terrible tan line.

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Bright_Lights 14

I believe the word you're looking for is 'what'.

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practicesafesax 0

I'm not sure "wot" he expected... but apparently, this is not "what" he expected.

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BeastMode5 0

On part of his face. =)

5 1
wordnerd42 0

Actually, that made no sense whatsoever. At least it was two words.

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ImAHomosexual 0

17 words: I sit in bed and play with my ass just to pass the time with my friends.

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PYLrulz 17

Three words: This is ridiculous

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wrigleys 4

16 words: do I add the words I use to say how many words I used?

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1215116a 14

10 words: I wonder when the 'c c c c combo breakerrr' will come in...

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Tcaret300 12

seven words, you just lost the game even worse.

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steph87_fml 0

I actually counted to see if it was 17 words. fml !

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bassdredd 2

that's definitely a hairy situation...or...not..

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chaps93 6

Definition of fail...

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ImaWiseGuy 5

haha, with a capital F.A.I.L.^

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sblhaine 0

Hope your five o'clock shadow is dark...

31 1
Emmy_The_Great 2

Yes, OP, go dye your chin. Do a reverse MJ.

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athena3100 9

Yea go dye your face. its the thing now.

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iRiS890 5

*retarded. You shouldn't question someone else's intelligence if you make yourself look just as dumb in doing so. JS.

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chrisdrewislife3 0

I mean...who doesn't....you know...die their chin.

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mk58 31

Go buy yourself some spray tan. Apply an extra dark shade on the lighter area, and a lighter shade on the rest of you. Then you'll be orange everywhere.

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Babalu722 3

thats why i never cut my hair super short, because my forehead would be super white

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