Today, my boyfriend and I were chatting on MSN. He had to go run down to the corner market but left his webcam on. Shortly after he left I watched his mother steal 60 dollars out of his wallet. He doesn't believe me. FML
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Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, I overheard my mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew what internet dating was three weeks ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML
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waspbr 4
so he went to the market without his wallet?
sonnyv 0
hes an idiot if he didnt believe you, fHL
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sonnyv 0
hes an idiot if he didnt believe you, fHL
little_mermaid_fml 0
hahaa yeah.. f your life? nah, he's the one who gets robbed from his mom + doesn't believe you about it. f his life. or his mom's, for getting caught?
thatsucks4u 0
seriously that doesnt really suck that bad for you he's the one who just lost $60
kewlfox 0
He wouldn't be an idiot... it could be a hard thing to believe, unless of course he actually checked his wallet and noticed that money was missing.
lolbitch 0
yea, too bad for him, 60 dollars he just lost. lolz
Sorrel 0
So he went to the corner market without his wallet, he loses money, and YOU post it as an FML? Wtf?
americayay 0
Haha 107. His mom stole his computer, too.
z3r0ram 0
right click > capture
burtonboard97 0
why would he not take his wallet? he would need his I.D. or drivers license just for any safety purposes. and especially cash and he could just check his wallet. something isn't completely truthful in this story.
rositaborracha18 0
it's called a screenshot, might help you next time
MrWTF_fml 2
i wonder how he paid for the food he brought at the corner store with out his wallet >.>
Assassin4than 0
OH BOO HOOOOO!. you saw your boyfriend get robbed by his mum of a mere 60 dollars. he doesnt even care but it scarred you for life. now according to you your entire life is F***ed. seriously grow up
KingDingALing 9
i think this is fake...how do you know that she took exactly $60? i dont think you would be able to tell since you were on a webcam...
tymarie2012 31
maybe she counted out the money while she was taking it out?
zeddeiram 0
156; 60 bucks is alot to some people you asshole.
waspbr 4
so he went to the market without his wallet?
waterynuggets 0
He might have had some dollars in his pocket, but yeah, wouldn't he wonder when he notices $60 missing from his wallet? How exactly is this a FML for her anyways? lol
Chooka 0
Haha
deja54 0
I opened this thing only to ask why he went to the market without his wallet.
karrdesw 0
I thought the same thing... this is fishy
BlaisOf_Fire91 0
He might have taken a few bucks out and gone without it. I do that sometimes. @ OP, you should have taken pictures on your webcam; most of them can do that.
princessasaurus 0
FAKE.
fLYinGgoOsE360 3
well its an fml for her because of the trust issues they clearly have
Skooma 0
FIRST!
IronMagnus 0
lol
DSuarez94 0
Did he break up with you? If he did then fyl. Also, woohoo! I'm first for once!
lufctrivium 0
and maybe he's really rich and wouldnt notice?
div01 2
Or retarded.
Rosalind_fml 0
I say retarded.
amy10 0
you should see if there's anyway that the webcam convo was saved and show it to him still FYL
amy10 0
see if the convo was saved and show him stil FYL
junomcguff_fml 0
That is not FYL, it's FHL. F his life.
regenzie 0
The conversation can be saved (if it was text) , webcam images are not.
intrepid00 0
Unless 18 she didn't steal. If 18 and living at home it's rent.
ZuRG_fml 7
There's a difference between "as an adult in this house, you're responsible for $X/mo rent" and "because you live here, I'll take what I want when I want to and call it rent." If your landlord did that, would you just roll over and suck it up? I call bullshit, you'd call the cops and find a lawyer.
kpanchal 0
Are you retarded? He didn't sign no formal agreement for him to be paying rent (assuming), so how would that be alright, fuckwad?
thefaekitten 29
Im pretty sure its the parents' job to pay rent, not the kid's. Its still stealing.
JerseyFreshhhx 0
aww. but you didnt she see you ?
prettykitty123 0
But how do you know the took exsactly 60 bucks? Did she like hold it up to the camera or something?
RustedMetal 0
i'm wondering that too. it's hard to tell these things on webcams