Today, my boyfriend and I were chatting on MSN. He had to go run down to the corner market but left his webcam on. Shortly after he left I watched his mother steal 60 dollars out of his wallet. He doesn't believe me. FML
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Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, I overheard my mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew what internet dating was three weeks ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML
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waspbr 4
so he went to the market without his wallet?
sonnyv 0
hes an idiot if he didnt believe you, fHL
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drummer1031 0
Ok um I found this stupid. you said he had to go to the market.... He didn't bring his wallet???? Wtf. FHL cuz he's stupid. Not bringing ur wallet to the store is dumb.
Crystalyo 0
You guys are seriously stupid.. This isn't fake, because he didn't take his wallet to the corner store with him. It IS possible to go to a store, and only bring the amount that you need. If he had $60+ in his wallet, than he probably didn't want his wallet to get stolen, so he didn't take it with him. And the reason this is an FML is because her boyfriend didn't believe her, when she told him. People seriously read the comments, and quit being retarded.
pencil977 0
ha thats funny
brrrx 0
So does your boyfriend routinely leave his wallet lying right next to the webcam? Because unless he was pointing the webcam at it, with the quality of webcams as they are, it would most likely be borderline invisible (assuming the wallet was further away in the room). So how could you even see the wallet, let alone distinguish the three 20's. A cashier can tell three 20's, but at what distance are they indistinguishable? Second, if he left MSN and webcam on, his mom would see your big face staring at her through his monitor. If you could see her, she could see you just as well, if not better. Third, he didn't take his wallet to the corner market. Fourth, he has so much money lying around in this wallet that he just didn't notice 60 missing dollars. Fifth, why did he need to run to the corner market if his mother was home? Sixth, he would assume you would make up a lie about his mom stealing from him? For what, because you were bored? Also, this isn't an FML. But if it's somehow true...make sure you never leave anything lying around his house!
Fateless_Fighter 0
Ok for the MSN thing, you're a idiot. You can have a diffrent screen on and minimiz the MSN chat box and they can still see you. And maybe he took money out of his wallet before he went, and he might just think that his mom wouldn't do that. And also,for your fifth, some people like doing things there self or it could of been personal .
SHEKIRA 0
#84 pretty much said it all though if the chat window was minimized she wouldn't see you but you could see her. But... even if this did happen, why wouldn't you print screen it for proof?
0___0 9
Maybe the mom purposely made him run out on an errand so she could steal from him.
tradit03 0
so he left his wallet while he went to the cornerstore. riiiiiiiiiite
ZuraLasgeon 0
If he's going to the store, he'd have his wallet with him. You should've said he went to take a crap or something.
vsg101 0
He should belive u.
Victoria_fml 0
Hehe, screencaps exist for a reason
rraaee 0
take a screen shot!
shinobisama 0
Why would he leave his wallet behind if he was going to the corner market.......? That's odd.