Today, my boyfriend and I were chatting on MSN. He had to go run down to the corner market but left his webcam on. Shortly after he left I watched his mother steal 60 dollars out of his wallet. He doesn't believe me. FML
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Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, I overheard my mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew what internet dating was three weeks ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML
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waspbr 4
so he went to the market without his wallet?
sonnyv 0
hes an idiot if he didnt believe you, fHL
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Comments (185)
SnowOven 0
and @ people saying that he needs his wallet - he could've just taken a credit card with him. or a couple of bucks.
voodootrucker 0
wallets are for holding that stuff who takes that stuff out of your wallet and then leaves wallet its not a purse
rygy481 0
Wait... Shouldn't he have taken his wallet to the market? Something fishy is going on.
24788 6
Well if he doesn't notice it then he won't miss it.
austincusker 0
LOL WHAT A BITCH!
ianonavy 0
I would vote YDI, but what exactly does she deserve? It's not like SHE is the one who was stolen from. This isn't an FML at all. Sure, he's screwed over but what the hell is OP complaining about?
ZuRG_fml 7
QFT
Crystalyo 0
What does QFT mean?
Crunchy_fml 0
quite ******* true
ambrosia05 2
Probably because her boyfriend feels like she would lie about his mom.
jonnymohio 2
And he would go to the market WITHOUT his wallet? and so what if his mom took his money? as long as he's still living at home, then technically anything in the house is hers.
Postlude 1
Do you.. work? Your own paychecks? And you'd be totally cool with your mom rooting around and taking your spending money because "What's in the house is hers"?
Dale_shackleford 13
If someone comes to my house does that mean that I can beat them up and take all their stuff because it's in my house?
bishoprsv2 0
OMG! You're boyfriend lost sixty bucks, your life s SOOOO ******! I would murder myself in your situation! *****....
divineinstrument 2
No one is impressed by these pissy, moany temper tantrums
123sploosh 0
truee that, no one will ever love you
shewasalmost18 0
wait...let me get this straight.. FYL because your boyfriend lost some money? maybe i have downs but im confused
darkmis1 17
No-FHL because her boyfriend didn't believe her when she told him his mom stole $60
ZuRG_fml 7
FHL because her bf has $60 less to spend on dinner and jewelry?
starflake 3
Yeah, I'm confused, just how much money does he actually have to not notice $60 go missing??
ridgie 0
Don't worry about it. If he's rich enough to not notice that $60 has just dissappeared it's hardly worth complaining about.