By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
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AnOriginalName 19

So you're dating a prostitute.

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AnnaDeWitt 27
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Sounds awful but that doesn't mean he doesn't like you. He could have started dating you for the money but ended up falling for you. I think we need the rest of the story.

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feven 32
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Did you ask him to split it at least? Also you wrote that he's your boyfriend so did he fall in love with you in the process?

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feelingold 18
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Yes, remember how well this turned out in Ten Things I Hate About You? Next he'll use the money to buy OP a guitar and they'll live happily ever after.

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orbit 22

It worked out in Failure to Launch.

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khaoticpanda 28
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I understand what your saying. He COULD have taken the money and ran so maybe its not so dramatic, but he actually likes her.

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annarcheer 19
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you'd think if he did love her he wouldn't have taken the money in the first place but you never know maybe he did fall in love.

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RecklessLove 18

He would've taken the money in the beginning because he wasn't in love with her then. Obviously, something changed which made him tell her. Whether it be that he fell in love or something else.

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BI4ze 17
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Gotta love moms

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sweetestname 12
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Did she pay him to stay with you?

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DomiLove 26
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Merry Christmas, your moms checks are bouncing so it's over :)

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pete9913 23
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hopefully his feelings changed after he got to know you

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AnOriginalName 19

So you're dating a prostitute.

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orbit 22

They prefer escort.

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AnnaDeWitt 27
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Sounds awful but that doesn't mean he doesn't like you. He could have started dating you for the money but ended up falling for you. I think we need the rest of the story.

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Stazza11 27
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Exactly, when you think about it everything happens for a reason, maybe the bribe was the start of a long and happy relationship.

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imapartypooper 15
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This sounds like the plot of a romantic comedy.

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princesspeachxox 18
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It's basically "ten things I hate about you"

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Zebediabolical 39
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I'm sure I saw this plot on Netflix at leash half a dozen times in the past couple weeks. We took turns picking movies. She liked RomComs.

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Yakostovian 18

I'm so sorry for you #43. That sounds like a close approximation of hell to me.

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Kielnmsoftly 26
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#58 Still a better love story than twilight.....

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Zebediabolical 39
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I can put up with 95 minutes of almost anything so long as it leads to sex!

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eksyneet 23
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maybe he's just trying to dump you "creatively" to shift the blame from himself. i suggest you talk to your mom before jumping to conclusions.

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mokka44 8
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I was once paid to go out with someone. Her sister thought we would make a good couple and couldn't think of a better way to introduce us. We dated for a while and it made for a fun story.

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DorLeon 14
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how much did u pay?

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miianah1 22
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39, he was the one getting paid.

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DorLeon 14
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so how much did they pay? :)

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