Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
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ruckfules85
| 34
so you just watched her do it.
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nash1991
| 20
Looks like you got bigger issues with your mom.
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nash1991
| 20
Looks like you got bigger issues with your mom.
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DippinGrizzly907
| 27
First to gladly say YDI. Why? Because you saw her Slowly reach for your wallet and snag a 100$ bill and didn't do/say anything?!? Wtf?? Totally deserve it... Crying about girlfriend problems or not...
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more4me
| 27
Maybe OP was shell shocked at the time and confronted her later? No one wants to believe their loved ones can behave like a low life whore!
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leogachi
| 15
@2 I agree with you. If my mom picked up my purse I'd ask her what she was doing even if I didn't think she was going to open it. If Op didn't want his mom to take his money, he should have said something.
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littlekellilee
| 45
I imagine his thought process was "oh she must just be playing with my wallet while listening. She's probably wondering why I have that much cash. Why is she putting it in her pocket? Silly Mom, joking away. Wait, where is she going?"
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curiouslilbird
| 19
#2 The way this FML is written is a little vague on the details, so we don't know the whole story. This could have happened while he had his back turned to her for a few moments, maybe assuming she was still listening until he realized she had left and that his wallet was open, etc. But I really don't think OP would have just stood there open mouthed and unmoving while she took the money...
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
That $100 could've went towards seeing a psychologist, or bills...
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leogachi
| 15
@31 If he wasn't looking, how could he have known that she moved slowly?
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mxgirl1998
| 26
He could have thought she was joking or just looking. Plus it may not have been as slow as we think. Also op was probably emotional due to issues-but I could be wrong.
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FemskyD
| 26
Wauw.. Thats a very Unique respond xD are you sure this is About your gf?
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Estrangement
| 25
Guys.. I think it's trying to communicate with us.
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TheNewGuy03
| 28
You have a list of things to talk about with your mom, dude. This is the tip of the iceberg.
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bigbluetardis
| 21
That sucks OP.. Hope you can work things out with your girlfriend, and your mother..
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ruckfules85
| 34
so you just watched her do it.
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jayennachristine
| 23
Sounds like a therapist
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AnOriginalName
| 19
Nah, it was only a hundred bucks.
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SmittyJA24
| 26
That's a very fair rate for therapy. I'm a neurology / psych tech myself; all the counselors & therapists I know get $90
-- $125 per hour.
BUT... I doubt the OP's mom is a certified / licensed therapist.
-- $125 per hour.
BUT... I doubt the OP's mom is a certified / licensed therapist.
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brycemash
| 9
Your mom sounds like a bitch
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gordjess1
| 19
Why didn't you stop her?! You must be a lot richer than me to let her get away with that much money. I wouldn't let anyone even touch it if it was mine lol
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chaseafterwind82
| 29
'The Mom giveth, and the Mom taketh away...'