Today, my boyfriend and I were chatting on MSN. He had to go run down to the corner market but left his webcam on. Shortly after he left I watched his mother steal 60 dollars out of his wallet. He doesn't believe me. FML
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Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, I overheard my mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew what internet dating was three weeks ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML
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waspbr 4
so he went to the market without his wallet?
sonnyv 0
hes an idiot if he didnt believe you, fHL
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alexgisforme3 0
id yell at the bitch. and werent you on ur webcam too, being able to motion to her?
himynameisanna 0
Why doesn't he check his wallet?
Shyman4ever 0
He would be even dumber if he thought you stole it.
soccergirl15_fml 0
Wouldn't he need his wallet to buy something from the market? Gay.
intotheblue 0
Umm. I don't think I believe this one. 1. Why would he go to the store without his wallet? 2. How would you know it was $60? Unless the webcam was right in front of it, and she counted the money right there. 3. Where did he think it went, if he doesn't believe you? Does he think you took it? 4. Couldn't he go back and look at the webcam footage himself? Yeah. Not believing this.
ilive4fml 0
how is this an fml 4 u, mayb ur boyfriend or ur mom but not u!
iloveidi0ts 0
You can't look back at webcam footage ;]
broken_princess 0
Haha. You should have taken a screenshot of her doing it. But if he doesn't believe you, he's the one whos out $60.
broken_princess 0
HAHAHAHAHA #117 your post just made my morning!!! Funniest comment I've ever seen on FML!
alhonesty 6
When he realizes he's $60 short for something, he'll realize. Dump him though. He's a loser!
vixnbrianaf 2
Maybe instead of telling him 'your mom stole 60 from ur wallet' u should have said 'wow its sure a weird relationship you have with your mom, even if I loaned mine 60 I wouldn't have let her take it from my purse'.....but there isn't anything you can do about that now. the only reasons I could see for him not believing you is she is an addict and he is in denial, or you lie to him, or he does believe you but doesn't want you knowing that he owed the money to her or something....who knows really disfunctional family more than likely.