Today, my boyfriend and I were chatting on MSN. He had to go run down to the corner market but left his webcam on. Shortly after he left I watched his mother steal 60 dollars out of his wallet. He doesn't believe me. FML
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Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, I overheard my mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew what internet dating was three weeks ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML
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waspbr 4
so he went to the market without his wallet?
sonnyv 0
hes an idiot if he didnt believe you, fHL
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Comments (185)
kratos8217 0
If he ran to the store, why was his wallet still at home? I call bs on this story.
AliciaS_fml 0
why is this an FML for you? this is more his problem. also, why did he go to the 'market' without his wallet in the first place? also, wouldn't he be able to look in his wallet and know money was missing? either you made this up or he's not careful enough with his money anyway.
master565 0
this isn't an fml it's his life that got ****** not urs
soccerballs 0
if he went to the atore, wouldnt he have his wallet and she see u on the screen?
nibas 0
omg that's so funny. this is teh first FML i've laughed to in quite a while.
Lucky19 0
So, not to nitpick. But he went to the corner store without his wallet. And when he comes back the girl he loves tells him his mother's just nicked $60 from his wallet that he should have had with him. And he doesn't think to actually check? My bullshit detector is beeping.
CAITx4OH1xCORE 0
Okay, seriously? It's a corner market, not the grocery store. He probably didn't need $100 so he probably just took a few bucks with him in his pocket. You don't need a wallet to carry money. It's just helpful sometimes.
Luky_fml 0
ask him to check his wallet? also why did he leave to go buy stuff without it?
c_alan_zoppa 0
Who are these people leaving their webcams on 24/7? Half of my Skype calls drop after five minutes.
K3MiK4L 0
Wait... he went to the store... And left his money. I call bullshit!