Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were chatting on MSN. He had to go...

By wtf - 15/07/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were chatting on MSN. He had to go run down to the corner market but left his webcam on. Shortly after he left I watched his mother steal 60 dollars out of his wallet. He doesn't believe me. FML

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By :// - 04/02/2013 00:26 - Netherlands - Nijkerk

Today, my mom accused me of stealing money from her purse. Being totally innocent, I reminded her that the only other person with access to it is her boyfriend. She said she trusts him because she loves him. They've been dating for 2 months. I've been her daughter for 25 years. FML

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waspbr 4

Wednesday 15 July 2009 14:07

so he went to the market without his wallet?

sonnyv 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 13:43

hes an idiot if he didnt believe you, fHL

Comments

kratos8217 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 17:08

If he ran to the store, why was his wallet still at home? I call bs on this story.

AliciaS_fml 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 17:49

why is this an FML for you? this is more his problem. also, why did he go to the 'market' without his wallet in the first place? also, wouldn't he be able to look in his wallet and know money was missing? either you made this up or he's not careful enough with his money anyway.

master565 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 18:16

this isn't an fml it's his life that got ****** not urs

soccerballs 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 19:55

if he went to the atore, wouldnt he have his wallet and she see u on the screen?

nibas 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:09

omg that's so funny. this is teh first FML i've laughed to in quite a while.

Lucky19 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:22

So, not to nitpick. But he went to the corner store without his wallet. And when he comes back the girl he loves tells him his mother's just nicked $60 from his wallet that he should have had with him. And he doesn't think to actually check? My bullshit detector is beeping.

CAITx4OH1xCORE 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 21:36

Okay, seriously? It's a corner market, not the grocery store. He probably didn't need $100 so he probably just took a few bucks with him in his pocket. You don't need a wallet to carry money. It's just helpful sometimes.