By dirtytoes - 06/11/2015 14:27 - United States - Houston

Today, I found a diaper in the parking lot. It's been raining all morning. This was the wrong day to wear flip-flops. FML
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ThePaperDragon 31

Flip flops in the rain? At least it may wash off with the weather.

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AviKerensky 17

Every person needs four pairs of shoes: Tennis shoes, boots, flip-flops, and dressy shoes. Wear the right pair for the right occasions and you'll never regret it. Hopefully, you learned when not to wear flip-flops.

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ThePaperDragon 31

Flip flops in the rain? At least it may wash off with the weather.

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proudsock 17

maybe it wasn't raining when OP decided to wear them out of the house and then it started raining later.

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MasterTron 24

Flip flops are stupid just like sandals but that's my opinion.

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MRS_SILVER 11

I'd rather wear flip flops in the rain than a pair of sneakers. My socks would get all squishy, ew

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Xion0014 20

Flip flops tend to flop the dirt from the street in between my toes and on my feet... It doesn't really wash off Dx

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andits 21

What a shitty situation. FYL

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Tripartita 44

How? Because of the flip-flops? Or… no, it's the rain, right? Maybe the fact that it happened in the morning… Your sense of humor is too high-brow for me!

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cheeeksss 29

Damn 35, that really flew over your head.

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AviKerensky 17

Every person needs four pairs of shoes: Tennis shoes, boots, flip-flops, and dressy shoes. Wear the right pair for the right occasions and you'll never regret it. Hopefully, you learned when not to wear flip-flops.

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MasterTron 24

What about work shoes or can they fall under any one of those four categories?

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Alup132 22

Probably dressy shoes, unless you're a construction worker, than boots would be an option, or a lifeguard, than boots, and if you're a professional tennis player, tennis shoes.

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marko1596 24

Is spanish your first language? Just asking out if curiosity as you used the term "tennis shoes" and not "sneakers", which is done in spanish.

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thefmlman2011 36

Yes, everyday in Australia, whether it's Winter, Spring, Summer.

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DejaRenee 16

And everyday in California where winter doesn't really exist

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Tripartita 44

Oh… cool. FML should have a "Nauseating" category of stories, so people who are eating can unselect those specifically.

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Mean_Oreo2436 14

I mean, could've started raining after OP decided to wear flip flops. If not then kinda OP's fault.

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MRS_SILVER 11

If it's hot out then I don't see a problem with wearing flip flops in the rain. It's still not their fault that someone left a diaper out

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dabaerju 23

Although that may be disgusting, I'd rather get those smudged than my shoes. Shoes are harder to clean. Hopefully the place you were going to wasn't too far off.

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