Today, my boyfriend and I were chatting on MSN. He had to go run down to the corner market but left his webcam on. Shortly after he left I watched his mother steal 60 dollars out of his wallet. He doesn't believe me. FML
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Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, I overheard my mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew what internet dating was three weeks ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML
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waspbr 4
so he went to the market without his wallet?
sonnyv 0
hes an idiot if he didnt believe you, fHL
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Comments (185)
skullbuster 0
So where does Richie Rich think his $60 went? OP, I'm calling you out as a liar and an attention *****!
mixedchick 0
i find it absolutely plausible that he left his wallet if im going to the corner store, i leave my walley ay home and just put 5 bucks in my pocket or however much i need why lug around my wallet, purse etc for such a small errand? but how did you know the amount she stole? there must have been a lot of light. but yes this is plausible and for those intelligent people that don't understand why this is an fml - its fhl because she told her bf what she saw and he didn't believe her it was the fact that he didn't believe her
skullbuster 0
Well, honestly, unless she is dating one of the Kennedy children, I'm sure this kid would miss $60 from his wallet. Who gives a flying **** what his motivation for leaving his wallet behind might be or whether it is plausible - either her boyfriend is missing $60 or he isn't. And, while I've got the bullshit-o-meter out anyway, we don't know about the duration or nature of the relationship between these MSN-crossed lovers (who the hell uses MSN for video chat, next we are going to be invaded by people who still use AOL for email), of course it is more likely this guy is going to trust the woman who raised him as opposed to some twat that provides some material while he is beating off at night.
thatswutshesaid7 0
That would completely suck!! He's a crapy bf if he didn't believe u. And wut a jerk mom!
malcolm1919 0
Snitches get stiches
Doomfrost 0
Should have used the Prt Scr key on your keyboard and pasted it to a paint program and saved it. That way you could have proven that she took the 60 from his wallet by sending it to him via email or chat program.
mmodified 0
i don't get how this is **** my life?
sw95volleyball 0
if that happend to me i would start stealing from him too......
ifzombiesattack 0
First off, why would this be a FML? And second, why would he go to the market without his wallet? And third, how could he not notice the missing money?
Diueypoo 0
the thing i dont understand is why you were watching the webcam after he left?
Kx09 0
i'm sorry. that sucks.