By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 06:58 - Canada

Today, my husband rescued our daughter's cat from a tree. She spent the next hour clapping and telling me how much of a hero he was. Last night at 2am I was awoken by meowing and had to rescue the same cat from the same tree, in the dark, and halfway down he shit on me. No one called me a hero. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Leave it in the tree, it will come down. Have u ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree?

I guess she wasn't able to witness it so it didn't have such a big impact. maybe you should keep kitty inside!


Jae87 0

Lol, fail. You must be a dog person, lol

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little_mermaid_fml 0

hahhaha yeah, should've gotten a dogg. they can't even climb up trees.. :)


Some can. My friends dog did. And her grandmother let out a squeal something like "Aye dios mio!!!!!".

mojomojo_fml 5

LOL, YDI for having a cat in the first place. Cats are the devil.

You Obviously have not met my Golden Retriever, he can climb Gum Trees after Frilled Neck Lizards. (about 3 or so metres up from the ground.)

bexox 0

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thecoralreef731 0

are you just repeating what your mum said to you after giving birth 99? replacing the cat with you name ofcourse. unless your names cat in that case you're a freak

your joking right? theres no way a retriever can get up a gum tree. Unless it has freaky koala claws or something

Nah their only the guardians of the underworld ;P


*claps* hurray u r a hero. happy????

Leave it in the tree, it will come down. Have u ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree?

cmtriplecage 1

have you ever climbed up a tree high enugh to be where a cat skeleton would be?

Usually, when cat dies on a tree, it will fall down ;-)

jisaac09 25

u are totally right..... any animal that can climb good enough to get that far up the tree can climb/fall/jump good enough to get back down..... maybe if someone lifted it up on a boom truck then it might need assistance, but i assure you, the cat can come back down..... YDI for being stupid enough not to realize this....

You're an idiot for not keeping your cat indoors.

I guess she wasn't able to witness it so it didn't have such a big impact. maybe you should keep kitty inside!

Exactly. If you're so petty that you think your daughter should lose sleep just because you want her to see you rescue a cat so you can be called a hero... wow. This kinda sounds like petty bellyaching; I don't really think it's 100% FML worthy. Although, if it did involve being pooped on and your daughter being angered or annoyed by the fact that you woke her up by, I don't know, screaming because or your new coat of fecal matter, that would have been hilarious due to the counteraction.

No. She's nobody's hero. She'd be a hero if she could KEEP THE F*CKING CAT INSIDE LIKE A RESPONSIBLE PET OWNER!

Chocolate_Chunk 2

I hope 102 is joking. keeping a cat inside is cruel DIT: Oh wow, FML finally fixed the commenting system (a bit)

Cats should not be let outside. They destroy the natural wildlife of the area. You may think "It's just one cat", but there are countless amounts of feral/outdoor cats out there. They get diseases and parasites AND give them to their owners. They get eaten by dogs, hit by cars. If you love them and yourself/family, you keep them indoors.

SpennyM 0

Haha I agree. Pie makes everything better

I concur, pies are *****. We've all seen that movie

but.... the cake is a... Oh, forget it. It's not 2008 anymore.

FDXCpinballwiz 0

You shouldn't feel like a hero just because you climbed a tree to get a kitten. Feel good about yourself yes, but your no hero. sorry =/

PeeNaught 3

Exactly my thoughts...nicely put, I was going to tell OP to quit bitching about something so juvenile...if she needs to feel like a hero over that then what the hell...

shewasalmost18 0
waterynuggets 0

You can be my hero baby I can kiss away the pain I will stand by you forever You can take my breath away