Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML
Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were at a restaurant and my bofriend kept playing footsie with me under the table. When my boyfriend excused himself to go to the restroom, the game of footsie was still going on. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke a glass in the kitchen and accidentally stepped on it, cutting his foot. He asked me if I could help him clean his cut. Apparently, he's ticklish and I now have a huge bruise on my chest from where he kicked me. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
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icy37 10
I'm.... not sure whose fault it is.... so I'm assuming its your boyfriends.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Falcon Kick?
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Comments (113)
LolCakes111 7
Might as well break the other leg, finish the job. *Gets anti flamebait shield*
egoldst22 5
I don't get it...
IdaE 17
Funny!!! ROFL :)
bryanorange 3
Haha finger food!
hiroll 1
This is a good one,good one.
A100893 30
Boyfriend should understand when playtime begins. At home, alone. Not in public, at dinner, with his parents.
EbrithilEdward 0
In public is far more exhilarating.
Bladian 5
Doesn't say he touched her private areas. Read it again.
iRiS890 5
Can you hush with the "classy" talk? It's really cutting into my enjoyment of this fml.
dakotadk 5
Sara you must have a really dirty mind to assume that he was touching her genitals with out considering anything else, the fact you automaticity assumed it was that and nothing else shows me your more judgmental than "classy". There is a whole leg under that skirt. Depending on what the skirt is made out of and how lose it is on her it's not that hard to lift up and tickle. I highly doubt he started petting the cat in a restaurant next to his parents.
dakotadk 5
I like how you think you are the only person on FML who has been to etiquette classes. I guess those classes where for not because a real classy lady doesn't preach to people on FML about her views and how everyone else is wrong. Go back to your tea set and get off of FML. Rubbing a thigh is not sexual to everyone. Just because you think it's wrong does not make it wrong.
majorasshole 4
Where did he tickle you is the question.
jobsman99 0
To spice things up my gal often goes out not wearing any panties and her pussy is wet all the time. She loves when I reach up and tickle her clit and finger her wet pussy. Anywhere any place. So maybe they were having some fun.
jDCrackpot 7
Virgin detected.
Scott411 9
It is never as discreet as you think
cris6969 4
You should have done it rite back
LennyComa 39
You boyfriend is a bit of a douche
graham11 14
You is a bit of an idiot.
Somepplschildren 0
-40.. Yeah, cause her boyfriend wears a skirt.
Dracoboxer357 36
Lmao!