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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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By why - 17/08/2013 14:18 - United States - Lexington

Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML

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By bloom - 17/12/2008 04:10 - France

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

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By ohcrap - 28/09/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were at a restaurant and my bofriend kept playing footsie with me under the table. When my boyfriend excused himself to go to the restroom, the game of footsie was still going on. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML

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By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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By ouch.... - 22/10/2013 01:24 - United States - Duxbury

Today, my boyfriend broke a glass in the kitchen and accidentally stepped on it, cutting his foot. He asked me if I could help him clean his cut. Apparently, he's ticklish and I now have a huge bruise on my chest from where he kicked me. FML

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By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

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Tuesday 27 December 2011 11:51

I'm.... not sure whose fault it is.... so I'm assuming its your boyfriends.

xXxIracebethxXx 14

Tuesday 27 December 2011 12:06

Falcon Kick?

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dansco 24

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:13

Tickled eh, doubt he was trying to do that lol. Hope you blamed him and said sorry to his Dad ;)

fatrussian101 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:56

LOL

zoe768532 1

Wednesday 28 December 2011 15:31

OMG! what did he do after.

blazer19 8

Wednesday 28 December 2011 17:07

It's actually kinda hot that your boyfriend put his hand under your skirt in public... AND in front of his parents! ;)

kristena103 14

Wednesday 28 December 2011 22:42

Ooooo that must have hurten

MissMcFly 6

Thursday 29 December 2011 1:48

Be the first to sign his next cast (:

3peeps 5

Thursday 29 December 2011 3:27

dude ur so mean...how would you like it if somebody kicked your broken leg? tut tut tut

XxTooCoolxX 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 6:09

Tickling is Now my favourite hobby!

MaryJane495 4

Thursday 29 December 2011 7:08

Lmao good going. He was probably pretty pissed...

xXRiah_GirlXx 9

Monday 2 January 2012 22:01

Tickle? Is that what they're calling it these days? Lol

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