Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when...

By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

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Tuesday 27 December 2011 11:51

I'm.... not sure whose fault it is.... so I'm assuming its your boyfriends.

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Girardi 5

Friday 6 January 2012 4:43

my boyfriend did the same thing to me... except instead of kicking his fathers broken leg, i screamed...

lininnes 6

Friday 26 July 2013 14:57

When I read this, I was thinking OP would kick her boyfriend's dad's crotch...

danimal_crackerz 26

Sunday 12 July 2015 4:59

I'd love to hear what happened after this..

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