Tetchy

By ouch.... - 22/10/2013 01:24 - United States - Duxbury

Today, my boyfriend broke a glass in the kitchen and accidentally stepped on it, cutting his foot. He asked me if I could help him clean his cut. Apparently, he's ticklish and I now have a huge bruise on my chest from where he kicked me. FML
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vipirius 18

Well at least you know his weakness if you guys ever have a tickle fight.

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oj101 33

Pour alcohol on it just for laughs.

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vipirius 18

Well at least you know his weakness if you guys ever have a tickle fight.

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JustinKirby 20

Yeah but it will just turn into a real fight like this one, apparently he has one hell of a kick XD

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LanceGoodthrust 19

Maybe he could enter kickboxing competitions... You will just have to tickle him at the right moment... Over and over again

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underthesea12 24

don't tickle the bleeding foot!

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I wonder if the tickling would stimulate the blood flow and cause blood to fly out of the wound...

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FrietvanPiet 16

Dump him, I don't see any other options

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yahoowizard 16

Ahh there's that good old FML advice on running a successful relationship

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Must we jump to such unpleasant conclusions, #4?

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oj101 33

#6 - You must be new here. Nothing much on the FML comments section follows logic or positivity.

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I don't think I'm new anymore... And sometimes you can find helpful advice on CERTAIN FMLs. Sometimes. Never.

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HortonThelephant 15

#11 This my friend, is colloquially known as the FML Paradox. 2 equally opposite comments making contradictory statements, and neither suitable to the community's liking.

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ryanthecheeseguy 18

#15 in this case never.

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SaintJupiter 16

nice troll! :D

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DevilsAltair 8

Just because he was bleeding?its not like he cheated on her. He probably apologized

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oj101 33

Pour alcohol on it just for laughs.

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Huge plot twist, it turns out OP's boyfriend has a pain fetish. In turn, their sex life is never the same and now she has to resort to whipping him for foreplay.

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FeatherTips 10

Tickling clearly just brings out the Spartan in him.

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AhouKaho 11

Ouch good luck with that, I'm the same way but allover my body. You can imagine what happens when sexy time commences.

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CrissyyyS2 22

Man FYL OP. No foot fetishes for you without a kick.

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MishyMoshy33 2

Yeah. "Ticklish" Or he just let out some serious girlfriend frustrations

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Lizza330 28

Maybe he didn't know that he was ticklish. And i'm sure he didn't mean to kick you, it sounds like it was an accident.

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ifavela89 13

ouch. well now you guys are hurting together. at least you know he's ticklish there now

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